Samsung assistant "Sam"

A virtual grill unnoficially made by Samsung. Apparently, the internet is slowly shifting from Lady D to Sam

Guy1: eyo my dude, have you heard of Samsung assistant "Sam"? Google it

Guy2: *Googles Sam" DUDE SHE IS EXTREMELY GIGA HOT😳😳😳😳😳😳

by Sebby294 June 3, 2021

Jim Hendersons Assistant

Is a complete and utter Muppet.

Mark is so dumb I tell you he freelances as Jim Hendersons assistant.

by Jim Smith1985 December 15, 2009

Assimilate

To fit in with the Americans around you or go the fuck back where you came from.

Nick to cab driver: "You just passed the turn you idiot.. you need to assimilate. I am not paying you an extra dollar. Here is $25.

by Golden Frog June 23, 2009

Mount Assisi

Mount Assisi Academy, also known as MAA, is the sadest excuse for a high school. It is an all-girl high school full of faggots. It is located on a hill in the middle of nowhere surrounded by forests and nuns. Although there are a few decent girls here, the majority are people you would never associate yourself with. Only like 5 girls attend school here anyways. There are many many nuns at MAA, and they're all bitches. Go EAgles!

Person 1: I met the most-faggoty girl today
Person 2: what school is she from?
Person 1: somewhere in africa on like a hill or something
Person 2: oh! you mean mount assisi!!
Person 1: yeah!!!!!! but like i heard rawntay and michtellay go there...they're so cool mayne
Person 2: i know dude.
PErson 1: i wanna be like them

by RawNt January 27, 2011

assisity

a word describing a girl with an awsome hot ass.

wow! that chic has major assisity!

by Brian Smith November 8, 2004

Medical Assistant

The women at the front desk in charge of filing charts/scheduling patients at any Dr's office you've ever been too. Far far less responsibilities and educational requirements than a nurse. Often reprimanded by Dr.'s and supervisor's due to their aloof bird like work habits most often due to their foremost concerns of: hair, chewing gum, eating, free Lunch's/Dunkin Donuts from drug reps, eating, reality tv, gawdy clothing, makeup, tabloids, tattoos and eating. Large percentage have train wrecks of personal lives as well, ie out of wedlock children.

Dr: I'm missing Mrs. Smiths' chart again!

Medical Assistant: We by accidentally sent that to another office. We mixed up the charts. I'm on lunch.

Dr: You have to pay more attention this is just as unacceptable as the last 5 times you did this.

Medical Assistant: Why you getting an attitude with me?

or

Patient: What do you mean you can't find my chart? Aren't these things just filed alphabetically?!!

Medical Assistant: I don't like you tone with me, and besides we are very busy here right now please hold. To other MA's: Did anyone see Dancing with the Stars last night?

by mad smart June 29, 2012

Aim Assist

A Minecraft hack found in the Vape hacked client and is a modification that is "use at your own risk" according to the Hypixel staff team. Many cheaters use this cheat, especially on Hypixel ranked SkyWars.

Tenebrous: Stop using aim assist noob ur so blatant 3.4 block Reach with reach display mod and no Misplace
Stinggler: Stop with the accusations im not using Reach or Aim Assist
Tenebrous: *makes video on Stinggler*

by hibernatemc June 11, 2018