asscrack

The newest drug on the streets developed by ken...

Ken: dude... i got high feels so good
Anthony: on what man
Ken: asscrack

by Darkkayos0 January 6, 2009

Aspirin between the knees

Implies that if a woman were to suspend an aspirin between her knees, she would be unable to spread her legs without dropping the aspirin, thus, by keeping the aspirin suspended between her knees, she would be unable to engage in activities deemed sinful by crazy out-of-touch right wing nut jobs who wish to impose their religious will on the American public

Person 1:

"Hey! Did you see that Rick Santorum supporter Foster Friess on TV the other day? That nut job actually suggested that women should suspend an aspirin between the knees and use that as contraception!"

Person 2:
"Man, that guy is out of touch! I guess we can thank right wing nutters like those guys for paving the way to Obama's second term..."

by phroug2 April 15, 2012

aesir

AESIR - the greatest FA clan in existence.

It's even harder to quit AESIR then it is to stop playing FA

by Dagashi June 22, 2004

Aspirin

Code word that means ASS, HOES (whores) use when they are talking to their man (husband) or anyone else they want to fool, telling the truth in code

Hey baby, I'm going over to asley's house..her and tom got into it and he needs some aspirin.

Hey my mom wants her hair braided and wants me to bring her some aspirin.

Damn look at that hpoa, i need some aspirin from him.

by Raybudd August 11, 2010

Assarectomy

To place ones foot in another's ass

Yo bro if you don't stop fucking with me imma give you a assarectomy

by Yace27 October 7, 2016

Asscrack

A crack in yo ass

I saw dat bois Asscrack

by Daddy Dickhead August 10, 2016

Aassir

Aassir is a sick lad who is always funny. He is an African person who is very smart. If you are called aassir and you are lucky you'll probably win the lottery every time because aassir is a very lucky name. Aassir has a really nice Afro.

''Oh my aassir you are so very smart''

by fortnitepro6666 February 14, 2020