Texas Assacre

When your done fornicating with a female and you end her life

right after i got dont with my ex, i pulled a texas assacre and ended that broad

by dapanda6666 January 18, 2010

Assange

(v). To take (a liquid) into the mouth and swallow.

"I just assanged the fuck out of that beer.

by Ulupna February 5, 2012

Assael

big ass white fat boy that eats everything while he walks around smelling like trash and pulls no girls.

you see that dump over there that is one assael

by john493 January 11, 2017

Assabet

a school in marlboro that sucks dick!

guy#1. hey what school do you go to?

guy#2. assabet!

guy#1. wow that sucks dick

by uihfgiuhgishjg;kdsfjg;d July 29, 2009

AssAid

When your roomate or, someone you dislike leaves a pitcher of kool-aid in the fridge and you blow ass(fart) into it. afterwards, you set up a camera, sitback, and laugh.

DUDE!!! Asshole jeff was thirsty so i made him some AssAid!!! I'm suprised he didn't notice the hair and chunks!

by ~Thirst Quencher~ January 27, 2010

assage

1. Ass cleavage; when a skirt or shorts are so short you can see someone's ass.

Dude 1: Did you see that girls assage!
Dude 2: Hell yeah. She is fine.

by kayliswag February 2, 2014

Assange

to insert one's unprotected penis (usu. right before consensual, protected coitus) into a sex partner's orifice for a few moments before withdrawing it, putting on a condom and then continuing the sex act to orgasm.

Diego started to assange me last night, but I smacked the back of his head and he put a condom on.

by Ninjastar7 January 17, 2011