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Red Arse

A game you play after playing football. if the goal keeper lets in ten goals he must now bend over as you attempt to kick balls at his arse. the person who misses by the largest distance is now in goals.

in cold weather it is the ultimate description of pain
person 1 " that game of red arse was fun last night"
Person 2 "yeah John's arse was so red....."

*conversation ends*
by Mini_Dopey March 31, 2009
mugGet the Red Arsemug.

asda arse

The bum on a woman men want to pat.
Adapted from the long-running ads on British TV featuring women patting their bums to listen to the money they save by shopping at Asda.
Since Julie had liposuction, all the guys think she's got an Asda Arse
by Sarah W March 26, 2006
mugGet the asda arsemug.

Arse orgasm

The male internal orgasm, generated by stimulation of the prostate, the male g spot, via rythymic insertion of something into the anus, sometimes with the more conventional orgasm thrown in for good measure.

Obviously well known to most of the gay male community but available to all!
'YEAH!!' cried Brad as again he felt the tell-tale tremors of an arse orgasm forming in his gut!
by ..WiL May 19, 2005
mugGet the Arse orgasmmug.

Pigs arse

Minister: "Prime Minister, apparently George Bush has an IQ of 160."
Prime Minister:"Pigs arse!"
by murphoman May 25, 2010
mugGet the Pigs arsemug.

Barge arse

A very fat ass; a very fat person.
Jesus H. Christ, look at that barge arse! I think the tide's coming in!
by Skinny July 20, 2003
mugGet the Barge arsemug.

up the arse

"that Daniella Westbrook takes it up the arse"
by Jack Flasher July 25, 2008
mugGet the up the arsemug.

hard-arse

A person who rigorously enforces set standards, rules, contracts etc. without displaying the level of leniency that social norms would suggest.
"I had to be a hard-arsed, unforgiving task master, which showed a completely different side of me," said Moss of his role

(From Wikipedia article on Colin Moss)
by kiwi24182541 June 18, 2009
mugGet the hard-arsemug.

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