Horse Apples

Horse poo, scat, shit, doo-doo, turds, crap, etc.

Smart Person: Watch out for those horse apples!
Dummy: What?! Ew! I just stepped in poop!
Smart Person: Told you so.

by hellothereiamyou March 15, 2010

Johnny Appleseeds

A nickname used for a guy who hasn't the balls to stand up to his girlfriend or wife.

J.A.: I don't think she's going to let me go.
Buddy: Let you?? Listen here, Johnny Appleseeds... you go back in there and tell her you're playing poker with the guys tonight. If not, give me a call when you grow some apples down there.

by Sean Cookson August 24, 2007

apples

A secret code word for horny

Wow, you're making me apples.

I'm so apples I could have sex.

by casey rooney January 10, 2008

trout apples

crunchy like an apple and smells like fish-
putting an apple in a womans vagina for 24 hrs then taking it out putting it on a stick and eating it

that bitch smells like trout apples

that girl makes good trout apples

by fanballer August 25, 2011

battle apples

The act of taking the fake, plastic fruit one finds in hotels, display homes, or Ikea, and using such in a dodgeball fashion. The best, and most aerodynamic decorative fruits are apples, which fly faster and hurt more. Games are compiled of three rounds, and one round ends after a player has been hit three times. It's a one on one game, partner battle apples is for the pros only.

Harry: Dude, why are you so bloody sweaty?
Ron: Oh, me and me mate Neville just finished a game of battle apples.

by littlebaz328 August 27, 2009

Red Apples

Marlboro regular cigarettes popular with cowboys and carpenters

Hey Jock-o you got any Red Apples, my old-lady smoked all mine

by Jake Albanese October 5, 2003

Bobbing for Apples

A teen or pre-teen girl sucking a boys dick all the way down to hitting the balls- where she may pick up one in her mouth- in oral sex, and the balls are the apple she was going for, so she is bobbing for apples.

'Like- do see that girl over there in that car, look at her go- she is bobbing for apples.'
First used in the story Nevaeh Saga- Marcel Duriez.

by M. R. Duriez October 4, 2018