Amazonukah

A celebration that can last up to weeks after Christmas, where late shipments still arrive in the mail many days after they were ordered online.

Amazonukah lasted 17 days after Christmas this year as many of my gifts were coming from Santa's new workshop conveniently located in China due to it's cheaper labor.

by I got you back December 23, 2014

Amazon Predator

a person who stalks something that was ordered on Amazon through every step of shipping

mother: son, I think your father is cheating on me.
son: why do you think that ?
mother: well (sighs) I was on the computer yesterday and when I logged on, waiting on the screen was your father's email. None of which were open, except for the ones titled Amazon . Do you know who this amazon is son?
son: (sigh) mom, good news dad isn't cheating he's just an amazon predator

mom: oh dear he stalks children?
son: no mom! Ew no! He just stalks his packages that he orders online

by OG grandma May 27, 2015

amazon package

When you find out his dick was mostly padding stuffed in his boxers...

I took him home, only to find out it was an amazon package!

by My cock! March 9, 2016

Amazon Prime and sexy time

Forget about Netflix and chill, it's time for Amazon Prime.

Girl: Netflix and chill?
Boy: I have something better
Girl: what?
Boy: Amazon Prime and sexy time
Girl: *takes her clothes off*

by RuleZzY September 23, 2016

amazon-go

To shoplift an item.

I'm about to amazon-go this snickers bar.

by Jaker17 December 6, 2016

Amazart

Your Amazon shopping cart or when you add something to your Amazon shopping cart

“I just added the Westworld book to my Amazart!” Variation: “Don’t worry, I already Amazarted Moms birthday present!”

by L-Dub Ellis January 9, 2018

Amazon Hoplite

A Greek-style armored sword and shield using woman warrior. Today , it means a heavily armed and loyal female friend that's wisest not to mess with her, her stuff, her family, or her friends, too.

Diana has both a wonder 9 and a pimped AK. She's an Amazon Hoplite , so it's best to be nice to her from the get go, too.

by Tikky Tak February 4, 2018