n. The state of never having consumed an alchoholic beverage. If you drink atleast a champagne glass full, you have lost your alcohol virginity. Becoming drunk is not necessary.
Person 1: So what did you do last night, bro?
Person 2: Just lost my alcohol virginity at a party.
Person 1: Congrats.
Guy: Hey, can I buy you a drink?
Girl: No thanks. My parents want me to keep my alcohol virginity until I'm 21.
Person 2: Just lost my alcohol virginity at a party.
Person 1: Congrats.
Guy: Hey, can I buy you a drink?
Girl: No thanks. My parents want me to keep my alcohol virginity until I'm 21.
by gEeSe_Go_HoNk October 15, 2011
Get the Alcohol Virginity mug.Alcestis is a 25 year old CypriatGreek/Greek girl who is still in her adolescence. After dating her a few weeks you will find out that her real name is actually spelt Alkistis and she doesn't like that version of the name.
If you are familiar with the urban dictionary definitions of both these names then you will know that neither spellings of these names have a good reputation. In effect to hide her identity an Alkistis will ask you to call her Anya. In inverted commas; this is supposedly easier for us to pronounce. We all know that's not true; she just wants to market herself as Anya, who is known to be sweet and beautiful.
Again; dont be fooled by the mythological meaning of the name; to an inexperienced lover an Alkistis could feel like true love and that is how they get you. Alkistises are half cold, unfeeling beings with half equally cold and equally unfeeling again beings. (I dont dare call one an human.)
If you are familiar with the urban dictionary definitions of both these names then you will know that neither spellings of these names have a good reputation. In effect to hide her identity an Alkistis will ask you to call her Anya. In inverted commas; this is supposedly easier for us to pronounce. We all know that's not true; she just wants to market herself as Anya, who is known to be sweet and beautiful.
Again; dont be fooled by the mythological meaning of the name; to an inexperienced lover an Alkistis could feel like true love and that is how they get you. Alkistises are half cold, unfeeling beings with half equally cold and equally unfeeling again beings. (I dont dare call one an human.)
Alkistis: Hi, my name is Anya!! (she walks away)
Player 1: Damn, she has beautiful eyes. (Meaning bum and rack.)
Player 2: That is an Alkistis (alcestis) mate, really not worth the trouble, she wont even let you go bareback on her.
Player 1: Damn, she has beautiful eyes. (Meaning bum and rack.)
Player 2: That is an Alkistis (alcestis) mate, really not worth the trouble, she wont even let you go bareback on her.
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"We closed the bar last night. It must be alchoheimers."
"We closed the bar last night. It must be alchoheimers."
by Shay-na July 29, 2009
Get the Alchoheimers mug.A slight feeling of being hungover. Not to the point of puking but enough to make your day difficult.
by That Second Other Guy August 29, 2009
Get the Alcoheadache mug.The safer, more stable 2-inch-or-less-high wider-heeled shoes ladies wear when they go out to toss back. Alcoheels reduce the likelihood of catching in sidewalk cracks while stumbling back to the car/bus/taxi and minimize ankle sprains when dancing one's drunk ass off.
Amanda's just going to Ladies' Night with her girls - no need to impress, so she's breaking out the alcoheels!
by The Evil Steve December 16, 2009
Get the alcoheels mug.spefically refering to a process to help with sobriety and wellness, the process of looking for insights about one's life by writing a personal biography including all the triggers, evens, unhealthy choices, situations, damage substance has caused in one's life with the purpose to learn, move on and change. By knowing triggers one can chose not to react to them, by knowing mistakes made in the past one can chose to do things differntly next time.
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my first memories are of hiding in my crib, trying to be quiet when my father came home drunk and angry... I moved alot and was shy, the only time I felt I could get to know people was when I had a few beers... I lost the things most important to be, did what I swore I wouldn't, came home drunk like my father, now I've lost my kids and partner, job, money... now I need to find something different, make changes or nothing will change for me....
my first memories are of hiding in my crib, trying to be quiet when my father came home drunk and angry... I moved alot and was shy, the only time I felt I could get to know people was when I had a few beers... I lost the things most important to be, did what I swore I wouldn't, came home drunk like my father, now I've lost my kids and partner, job, money... now I need to find something different, make changes or nothing will change for me....
by Health and wellness February 28, 2011
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