Absolute Development

A awesome non-profit discord bot making organization.
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I love Absolute Development

Absolute Development by Absolute-dd September 28, 2019

absolute koon 

A crazy black man

Tyrone: YAH BRO, JUST HIT THE JAX OFF A GIRLS THIGH!
Zach: You're an absolute koon!

absolute koon by zacthemac October 31, 2019

Absolute Capital

Absolute Capital - Slang compound word referring to high amounts of wealth usually owned by a person or a company, that often used to describe the amount of money someone is generating off of an action or product.

Jack's making absolute capital off of making homemade RPGs and selling them to children.

Absolute Capital by NiggyNiggyMyNigga April 28, 2020

Absolute Unit 

Absolute Unit-Person who can run opps down on the daily except roadmen with the names Kane and Kenzie

Absolute unit-take down any fake roadmen
Kane-I’ll run man down innit

Charlie and Lewis run Kane down easy

Absolute Unit by Fake roadmen June 6, 2020

Absolute Unit 

Thick, Meat head, one that only thinks about their “unit”. Socially inept. No other thought can get past their “unit”.

That creepy douche was an absolute unit.

Absolute Unit by chuckeltard September 9, 2020

Absolute Garden Gnome 

That one guy who eats all your food in your fridge with his pants off.
He wack, but he yo homie. you get mad at him but you get over it.
He comes out as gay but he's still your little horny elf.
he sends you dick pics but you still love him.

"You mother fucking absolute garden gnome i hate you come here and suck my dick"

Absolute Garden Gnome by a3sw4ed5rftijkoplkijuhygtfrdfy October 22, 2020

absolute monkey 

A braindead or an absolute illiterate.

This kid is an absolute monkey.

absolute monkey by Tc_goldie December 2, 2020