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judgemental croutonsatanal asshat

someone who judges without knowing anything about it.

or denoting an attitude in which judgments about other people's conduct are made
A jerk
guy: your music sucks

girl: why you're nothing but a judgemental croutonsatanal asshat
by Wolfie SiriusBlack February 13, 2015
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Julian Asshat

Another name for Julian Assange, the asshat that feels it's beneficial to leak thousands of crucial documents in the name of "truth." Which in all reality is only compromising the safety and integrity of our people and our national relations with other countries.
When is Julian Asshat releasing more documents?
by Blahques Marks December 20, 2010
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Holy asshat

When a man of God, ie preacher, priest, ect., sit on someones Head while they are bent over. also see musical asshat, asshat , or donkey sombrero.
I went to pick up a piece of paper for the pope and he gave me an holy asshat.
by ch8882002usnavy August 23, 2010
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urban asshat

A person that submits a definition when there are already a shitload of definitions for a phrase or word.

An urban asshat should always be given a negative rating
Bob: " Look dude, I made a definition for Donkey Punch"

Rob: "Congrats, dude you're only the 52nd definition, you fucking urban asshat"
by i hate liars December 31, 2010
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dumbshit asshat

A dumbshit asshat is so fucking dumb and selfish, and is constantly a dick.

Literally dumbshit and asshat combined.
Person 1 : "Dude, did you hear about that dumbshit asshat Austin Meldeau?
Person 2 : "Yeah, he wrote himself a definition on Urban Dictionary."
by drywittygal February 26, 2018
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stfu, asshat.

something everyone should say to obnoxious fucking idiots with their head up their ass.
idiot: liiiiiike OMG hilary duff is lyk SOOOOOO punk rawk!
me: stfu, asshat.
idiot: lyk omg you lyk said lyk ass lyk hat!
me:mmmhmmm. get the fuck over it.
idiot: MOMMY!
by ur bald headed granny May 4, 2006
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10 gallon asshat

1. an asshat of extreme proportions.
2. one who engages in frequent and unwarranted asshattery
by z-minus August 25, 2005
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