As straight as a ruler

A phrase that most gay people use to try and make people think that they're straight

Kevin: I'm not gay, i'm as straight as a ruler
Jack: yeah as straight as a bendy ruler

by fantomiscool February 19, 2020

as a friend

means you can buy me things, put up with my bullshit, but you ain't getting laid.

Oh Steve, I just think of you as a friend, not someone I'd fuck or want to see naked.

by steve May 28, 2004

as a friend

The three words that let you know that your (near) intimate relationship has come to an end. Usually delivered from female to male, it is the defining phrase that lets the "dropped" individual finally know that it is OVER.

Donna told him gently, "Dave, you know that I have always been very fond of you; but, now, I want to continue our relationship as just a friend."

by Joe Neubarth March 29, 2005

cute as a button

The whole of One Direction

Marcel: Really nice to meet you guys, I'm a HUGE fan. Cute as a button, every single one of you!

by justmagicalgirl March 18, 2021

As a matter of fact

It means actually; in fact, in reality, in truth, as it happens, believe it or not, to tell the truth, in actual fact, in point of fact.

-Yes, As a matter of fact , I have started reading my copy of Harry Potter..

-Well, As a matter of fact , I was going to ask your permission to..

by Joud October 17, 2013

dry as a popcorn fart

Dry as the desert. Lacking all moisture. Usually used when describing an extremely hot day, or really overcooked food. Gives the same feeling as when particularly dry food gets caught in your throat.

Good Lord! This chicken is as dry as a popcorn fart!

by GSDlover January 21, 2018

ASAP Rocky

A Harlem based rapper born in 1987. Part of the ASAP (Always Strive and Prosper) Crew. Gained recognition after releasing the mixtape DEEP PURPLE in 2010, and blew up after the singles "Peso" and "Purple Swag" leaked summer 2011. Rocky was reportedly signed to Sony Records for $3 million dollars and will be opening for Drake on his Club Paradise tour (fall '11) He is also sponsored by BLVCK SCVLE clothing company and can be seen sporting their gear in his videos.This was posted 12/1/11 , watch how big this kid gets!

Youtube ASAP ROCKY "Peso" and/or "Purple Swag" for examples of his most recent and popular work as of 12/1/11

by Choppachoppa_down December 1, 2011