The Dodo Is Alive!

When some Trumpists-turned-QAnonists still stranded on the volcanic island of Mauritius—who needed to concoct a half-believe story to gain public attention so that they could fly back home—told the locals that they spotted a big bird that resembled the flightless dodo in the middle of the night, when the country was still on lockdown, thus raising the infinitesimal hope that the Mauritian bird, thought extinct, is far from dead.

That “the dodo is alive!” sounds like a modern version of the biblical story of Jesus’ raising Lazarus, who had already been in the tomb for four days, from the dead—even if the big bird is long dead, who says that it can’t miraculously be resurrected?

by MathPlus December 12, 2020

So Alive

I don't know what color your eyes are, baby
But your hair is long and brown
Your legs are strong, and you're so, so long
And you don't come from this town
My head is full of magic, baby
And I can't share this with you
The feel I'm on a cross again, lately
But there's nothing to do with you
I'm alive, huh, huh, so alive
I'm alive, huh, huh so alive
Your strut makes me crazy
Makes me see you more clearly
Oh, baby, now I can see you
Wish I could stop
Switch off the clock
Make it all happen for you

I'm alive, huh, huh, so alive
I'm alive, huh, huh so alive
I don't know what color your eyes are, baby
But your hair is long and brown
Your legs are strong, and you're so, so long
And you don't come from this town
My head is full of magic, baby
And I can't share this with you
The feel I'm on top again, baby
That's got everything to do with you
I'm alive, huh, huh, so alive
I'm alive, huh, huh so alive
Du dn du
Du dn du
Du dn du
Du dn du
Du dn du
Du dn du
Ooh
Du dn du

Du dn du
Ooh
Du dn du
Du dn du
Ooh
Du dn du
Du dn du
Ooh
Du dn du
Du dn du
Ooh

by Neotune December 20, 2020

Mother Alive

The first thing to ask when you get into a Cs:GO game to establish dominance with your teammates. You need to pronounce it with a russian accent.

Red: Blue Mother Alive?
Blue: Yes
Red: Ohh.. Why?

by Mother Alive? April 5, 2021

Buried alive in a hotbox

smoke weed in a non ventilated area (a car) with a brick of dry-ice in water lay back and enjoy the trip

Dry-ice replaces oxygen with carbon dioxide making your breaths shorter and shorter this makes any weed smoke like Kush.. 3 people can easily get Ultra-blown hallucinogenic even off 2 bowl of stress.. and it makes kush smoke like killa makes you feel like you smokin weed in space or in a coffin ((Buried alive in a hotbox is very dangerous never attempt without a partner. you could suffocate. long term effects could cause brittle bones and could drain your muscles of calcium))

by IAPAP March 4, 2009

sexiest man alive

A guy with a big penis and nice man-boobs. Jimmy Kessler

ooo... I like your man-boobs. You might just be one of the sexiest men alive!

by Julie MacIntyre April 4, 2003

Best Rapper Alive

Aubrey Drake Graham (born October 24, 1986), who records under the mononym Drake, is a Canadian recording artist and actor.In June 2009 Graham signed a recording contract with Lil Wayne's Young Money Entertainment.1 In November 2009, Lil Wayne released a statement announcing that Drake's first studio album, Thank Me Later, had been completed. The album was released on June 15, 2010, and debuted at number one on the Billboard 200.2 The album has since gone platinum. He will release his second studio album in March or April 2011 titled Take Care. Drake will release an R&B mixtape sometime in the future and will release a collaboration album with Lil Wayne.
Graham has worked with several other hip-hop artists such as Lil Wayne, Young Jeezy, Kanye West, Eminem, and Jay-Z. With the success of his mixtape turned EP So Far Gone, Graham has been nominated for several awards including Grammys, even being selected to perform at the 2010 Grammy award ceremony. Graham has also won several awards, including two Juno Awards in 2010 for Best New Artist, and Rap Recording of the Year.

-Fuck it me and Nicki Nick gettin' married today
And now you bitches that be hatin can catch a bouquet
-I'm having a good time, they just trying to ruin it. Shoutout to the fact that I'm the youngest nigga doing it.
-It's ten o'clock on a Wednesday and I know you're at home
-Driving up and down your street hoping that you come outside
'-Cause I just went and bought the car that you wanted and I just need you to see me.
-Childish as it seems it'll make it all better. Selfish as it is this just ain't about you.
-Did me wrong everytime we were together and that's why I'm gonna stunt on you.
Best Rapper Alive !

by The Source Guru December 9, 2010

Five Alive

When you are so exhausted at work all day and the moment it hits five o clock; you have all of a sudden rejuvenated energy

I've got the five alive, finally of work.

by dental nikki October 17, 2014