swaggiest best most amazing human alive

someone who thinks bat is swagger

"someone told me bat is swagger today!"
"woah they must be a swaggiest best most amazing human alive"

by wriglae December 31, 2020

barely alive ...pretty much just waiten to die

an old man's lament when asked how ya doin

how ya doin old man? barely alive ...pretty much just waiten to die.

by pussy bee October 28, 2019

I'm dead I'm dead I'm alive but I'm dead

Usually used by white girls who "just can't take it anymore Becky"

Susan-(fails a math test) "uh no"
Still Susan- " I'm dead I'm dead I'm alive but I'm dead
Susan once again- (high-pitched girl screams)
Starbucks around America die in horrible painfully slow deaths.

by Ateaphobia June 27, 2016

ill stick your arms in a blender and skin you alive

It means i love what you've done with your couch setup.

ill stick your arms in a blender and skin you alive

my penis is sad :(

Yeah i like strudel too

by meowu80u80 March 15, 2010

The only time I feel alive when I taste dick

In the song Coming Out Strong by Future Ft. The Weeknd, In the second verse future says “The only time I feel alive when I take it”. But people have recalled future saying the only time I feel alive when I taste dick implying that future likes pp and is gay lol (jkjk)

Person 1: *singing the song out loud* The only time I feel alive when I taste dick
Person 2: Bro what did you just say
Person 1: I swear its not what you think

by HitMyLineBbGurl;) January 4, 2021

Aliving

Not dead.

He said “your phone sucks for taking videos”. Her response was “you aliving is detrimental to my health”.

by Simonsayshans October 23, 2023

Whitest boy alive

Kind of like the noble savage, there is whitest boy alive, he doesn't exist. There is nobody as shy and naive as the description. People are just people, and the weak one is the one always looking for the weak one to try and walk all over or take advantage of, no matter what they look like.

There is no whitest boy alive any more than there is a blackest boy alive, though you don't hear many black guys arrogant enough to call some guy the blackest boy alive.

by The Original Agahnim December 10, 2021