Slang for semen - based on a combination of innocent words. Refers to the sperm content of semen as "Worms", whilst inaccurately describing the semen itself using the phrase "Pee Pee".
by PopeMichael October 01, 2009
A word that crackhead would use. Might be said when addressing ones self during an awkward situation in a story.
by Unamused Llama November 10, 2019
A pee pee toucher is someone who loves to touch other boys pee pees. They are usually called mark, and love to suck the pee pee as well. Sometimes they kidnap the boys in special pee pee vans and drive them away forever.
Liam: hey isn’t that van a little bit close to us? It could be a pee pee toucher van
Ryan: *nose runs* don’t chop off my head!!
Mark: *gets out of van* get here little boy I have free sonic games!
Liam: ok
Ryan: *shits himself*
Ryan: *nose runs* don’t chop off my head!!
Mark: *gets out of van* get here little boy I have free sonic games!
Liam: ok
Ryan: *shits himself*
by Ima Fucking noncé April 06, 2019
by JohnnyWonder August 11, 2021
A term used in the Marine Corps that occurs when someone is usually in a lot of trouble. Sometimes, the person isn't even in much of a shit sandwich, but gets harshly corrected for a small mistake, usually in front of many others. Simply put, punishing someone.
Hey Lieutenant Smith, did you see Lieutenant Schmuckatelli getting his pee-pee slapped by the Captain? Yeah, he is constantly smacking pee-pees.
I swear, if I see one more Marine wearing the uniform improperly, I'm gonna start smacking pee-pees.
I swear, if I see one more Marine wearing the uniform improperly, I'm gonna start smacking pee-pees.
by rchristopherc July 24, 2008
by pee pee sock August 22, 2007
A pee pee monster, otherwise known as a PPM, PEEPEE, or a pee pee monstaaa (sometimes with an added h), is a person who jacks off in excess and tells everybody about it. Pee pee monsters sometimes come with an added fanclub, usually consisting of girls because the average PPM is a skiddish teenaged boy. Pee pee monsters tend to "mix it up" when butchering their meat which makes them special. Some pee pee monsters like to use soap (preferably industrial, bulk made soaps such as you would find in a mall or fast food place) while others prefer to use neck massagers for an "extra tingle." Sadly, another characteristic of a pee pee monster is inexperience. Most can find hapiness in a girlfriend though.
The most famous PPM is a boy named Matt. He resides in Port Charlotte, Florida, a town swarmed with PPMS.
The most famous PPM is a boy named Matt. He resides in Port Charlotte, Florida, a town swarmed with PPMS.
Girl: OMGSHHH DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE BOY WHO SKIPPED 3RD TO JACK OFF IN THE BATHROOM?!?!
Girl2: OHHH YEAH. HE IS SUCH A PEE PEE MONSTER!
*in a myspace bulletin*
title: PEE PEE MONSTA
body: SUP MATT?!?!
^he's known as one :)
Girl2: OHHH YEAH. HE IS SUCH A PEE PEE MONSTER!
*in a myspace bulletin*
title: PEE PEE MONSTA
body: SUP MATT?!?!
^he's known as one :)
by kuhristin? November 20, 2006