The bread test is when you are having someone clean your toilet. After they are finished cleaning your toilet you wipe it down with a piece of bread. If its clean, you eat it. If its dirty they eat it.
"My son lied to me about cleaning the toilets, so I made him take the bread test."
"How did it go?"
"He's still inside throwing up."
"How did it go?"
"He's still inside throwing up."
by pickle peter December 17, 2013
Get the bread testmug. The act of inserting ones throbbing member into sand prior to intercourse; it's usually implemented as an instrument of revenge resulting from a terrible date.
That bitch didn't pay for her meal, so I told her we should take a romantic walk on the beach. She did not realize my underlying motive of slipping her the BREADED LOBSTER!
by Joseph Lefebvre June 21, 2010
Get the Breaded Lobstermug. by dogebread January 25, 2023
Get the Doge breadmug. The Kingdom of Bread is a Discord server that was established January 25th, 2020. It was established by Assistant Flatbread, Apple_Byter and is currently ruled by Emperor Breadstick, rainmaker. TKoB uses the standard underscoah measurement system and currently has no active currency. It has a cooking show that the Emperor Breadstick hosts and has frequent game nights. There are no taxes in TKoB and its only export is bread. for some reason.
by Apple Byter February 20, 2020
Get the The Kingdom of Breadmug. The act of having sex on the beach pulling out slapping your dick in the sand then putting it back in
by beach boy 88 January 15, 2009
Get the the breaded chickenmug. Jay: Let me borrow twenty bucks, bro. I'll pay you back.
Roddy: Can't man. This is my high bread.
Jay: Damn. I was going to spend the twenty on weed, too.
Roddy: Get out.
Roddy: Can't man. This is my high bread.
Jay: Damn. I was going to spend the twenty on weed, too.
Roddy: Get out.
by Cliffle July 13, 2011
Get the High breadmug. by BilboJohnson February 27, 2010
Get the Moldy Breadmug.