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wheelchair Nigel

Nigel reaches 3MPH breaking the wheelchair world land speed record
wheelchair Nigel travels at break speed
by mrs tosser August 3, 2025
mugGet the wheelchair Nigelmug.

Nigel

nigel is a person with a huge cock and big balls
I wish i was like nigel maybe my girlfriend didn’t cheat on me then
by Peepeepoopoo balls and cock November 23, 2021
mugGet the Nigelmug.

Nigelism

A ideology for all nigels and their followers must be taken seriously otherwise Nigel will disapprove
Do you study Nigelism
by KingKole August 1, 2022
mugGet the Nigelismmug.

Nigel

Nigel is a true chad😎, he can beat Louie in every way possible.
He is the best there is.
The best there was.
And the best there ever will be.
Nigel is so awesome
by A true chad November 23, 2021
mugGet the Nigelmug.
buying and selling children's 50p panini football cards via ebay. slight pedo connotations
a nigel version game fully employed cool
by mrs tosser October 16, 2025
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Nigel

To appear in the pub moments after a round had been paid for so as to avoid purchasing a beverage other than one’s own.
A pub full of people with full pints- in walks Nigel (who’s covertly been doing laps of the pub and window gazing so as to bide his time and know when to enter in order to minimise round cost).

Should a person enter a public house the moment a round has been acquired it’s colloquially known as “doing a nigel

The tight, long necked cunt.
by Mccraque December 14, 2018
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