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u-bender

Where you take a shit and its so heavy or fast it goes round the u bend and disappears!
Did you have a good shit?

Yeah it was a u-bender!
by WiganLad88 May 1, 2016
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Sexual Bender

A person who acts like a member of the opposite sex.
by Dorkify_Donk January 9, 2022
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Hetero-bender

James Charles thinks he is one, but only J.K Rowling has that power
JC: I'm a hetero-bender im gonna make u gay
JKR: U DARE OPPOSE ME MORTAL ONLY I CAN TURN PPL GAY!
by Karen the kid abducter August 8, 2019
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Tinder Bender

When you have sex with someone from tinder you just met.

Much like a fender bender it is when you hit someone from behind that you don't know yet.
Oh yeah she/he last night was just a tinder bender.
by ValetLife December 2, 2015
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link bender

When you click on a link in an article, but there is a link that interests in you in that article and then you click on that link, but then it takes you to another article and you click a link in that website, etc. You do this for a long period of time, getting completely lost and end up in a site that bears absolutely no relationship to what you were originally looking for. This happens when you try to research things, it can have a good ending when you do this for fun, a bad ending when you're doing this and getting nowhere when you need to learn something, or it can have a saucy ending when you end up looking at porn. Also, used frequently on FB updates, especially when you are supposed to be doing something productive and you end up no where near that productive thing, doing something else, and sometimes even just back on facebook or whatever social media site you use.
I'm supposed to be researching amino acids, but went on a link bender through wikipedia, that was two hours ago and now I'm reading about fuzzy kitten fetishes in Russian young men.
by Mona Beeswaxian March 6, 2014
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Weenie Bender

A tight "brief" style men's swimsuit, like those worn in swimming competitions. The shape and size of the man's penis is visible and typically looks bent.
We went to the water park and there was a group of guys all wearing weenie benders.
by pisforpaul September 1, 2013
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budget bender

A heavy drinking session managed on a small amount of money ie £10.
John: Fancy coming up town this weekend?
Paul: Nah, im skint, im going on a budget bender.
by John1413123546 July 4, 2008
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