Cognitive Molesting

gay fondled from a distance making hetero feel defeated
A man thought he knew it all about sexuality till he felt cognitive molesting.
by needed cooler slang May 21, 2024
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Ur ancestor molester

The biggest and baddest roast in the wild wild west
Person 1: ur mom gay
Person 2: no u
Person 1: ur daddy lesbian
Person 2: ur granny tranny
Person 1: ur grandpap a trap
Person 2: ur ancestor molester
by @andrewp723 on instagram March 15, 2018
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Molest a Redhead Week

Don't actually molest your redheaded companion. The week has to include January 12th. Can or cannot be combined with kiss a read head day.
Guy 1: Bro it's the week of January 12th! You know what that means
Guy 2: What does it mean?
Guy 1: That tall redhead I've been wanting to smash but doesn't talk to me...
Guy 2: Brother in Christ just because it's molest a redhead week doesn't mean you get to-
Guy 1: Mmmm nonconsensual redheaded rizz
by Anonymous folk January 14, 2024
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Molest a Redhead Day

This holiday takes place January 8th. Please don't take advantage of the redhead. Seriously, dont.
Guy 1: oh look its January 8th!
Guy 2: its national molest a redhead day!
Guy 1: what.
Guy 2: Do you know a redhead I can...talk...too?
Guy 1: seek help
by Anonymous folk January 08, 2024
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micro molest

When Microsoft finds your asshole and puts their big fist in your asshole with no lube, elbow deep and laugh while you buy more stuff while their fist is still in you
I love being micro molested by Microsoft
by DerekLombardi July 10, 2015
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Molesticate

Getting an animal comfortable with humans to the point said animal willingly has sex with people and enjoys doing so.
(This is a joke so do not take it seriously)
I am in love with my pet beaver and I have to molesticate him so that we can get married.
by Djentile March 11, 2019
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Mannequin molester

They like to grab Koles mannikins tits after dance and fuck a tall hot bitch named Cynthia when they get home and have a really big Marilyn Monroe poster looking at them
Girl 1:Some creep grabbed a mannikins tits at kohl’s

Girl2: oh yeah that was the mannequin molester
by Ohfr June 21, 2022
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