Word Wanker

Someone proficient in manipulating language to express complex thoughts in a simple way

"Wow Laura managed to fit such a complex thought into only ONE tweet?! I'd need a whole thread! She's such a word wanker."

by laura898 November 26, 2020

Cheese Wanker

Someone who fancies themselves to be a cheese expert and can't stop talking about cheese.

He's such a cheese wanker! Every time we eat cheese, he can't stop talking. I just want to eat the damn cheese. I don't need to hear about how it was made, what the cow was fed and how many times a week the cheesemaker brushed the cheese!

by TheCheeseWanker April 13, 2022

WANKSTA

Wanksta is a wannabe gangsta. Anyone who wants to be a gangsta is pretty lost! Even DMX and Tupac didn't enjoy gettin shot and chased by cops! You dont have to be black to be a Gangsta. And being a Gangsta doesnt mean your Black. Be proud of your colour and your culture. The fight is not on the streets but against those who break our Peace.

"Tired of gettin shot at. Tired of being chased by the police and arrested" --- Tupac A. Shakur

by vTn April 4, 2003

Wankstore

A store filled with wanks e.g. a place filled with individuals who wank, are wanking, or who place high scores on the wank-o-meter. Ya dig?

"Hey Tomothy you wanna go to da Starbucks?"
"Hellz to the no! That place is a wankstore"
"Oh shizer!"

by Genitalius September 20, 2007

wanker's tan

Pasty complexion sported by young men who spend far too much time alone in the bedroom with the curtains pulled shut.

'I've just got grand theft auto san andreas for christmas, so i'll be spending the next few months working on my wanker's tan.'

by Chuckle Mother May 13, 2005

full kit wanker

A grown man wearing a full football kit in a public place other than a football pitch. Football Shirt, shorts and socks. This may also apply to other full sports kit wearers in similar situations. You will naturally think/say ' What a wanker'. Therefore 'What a full kit wanker' is applicable.

Man/Woman in any place other than actually playing the sport. Maybe in the High Street, Pub,public transport.......Anywhere in fact!!! Even on the Terraces at the match!!! Anybody commiting this crime is a 'Full kit wanker'.

by Sharkyyoung October 31, 2013

Briefcase Wanker

An insult commonly used against those who carry briefcases.

Bully: Look at that briefcase wanker!
Briefcase Wanker: Fuck off, faggot!

by badboyCHANCE October 25, 2010