golden tavern

A sexual act similar to a golden shower, with the exception that the act is performed in a bed and the recipient sleeps in the bed post coitus.

I took Janice home after we went to the bar last night, but we were both so shitfaced that I didn't realize she'd given me a golden tavern until the next morning.

by Dink Donk McClinkclonk August 11, 2018

Golden basement

When you pee in someone's butthole

Jeffrey took Kelly to the Golden basement.

by PegLegMegHan October 28, 2017

Golden Corral Breakfast

Food given to us from God’s own breakfast tray.

You ever tried golden corral breakfast?

by KiiboBestRobotBoi March 20, 2023

golden building

The act of stretching a man’s ballsack out to create a pool while he urinates lightly and you lap the pool of piss like a dehydrated dog.

Shawty pulled the golden building on me last night, Twas the best piss I’ve had in decades.

by AnalKing21 April 13, 2023

The Human Version of a Golden Retriever

A person who makes everyone around them happy, does not do anything particularly complicated or stressful, elicits a smile on the faces of others upon the mere mention of their name, and whom people love being around.

Every group of friends and company needs one. In sports, they are referred to as a Locker Room Guy.

Howard: I swear the only thing good about this job is Andy. Every time I am upset or stressed, I go hang out at his desk and feel better.

Alyssa: Ya, he is The Human Version of a Golden Retriever. Management keeps him around for that reason, to sanitize this shit ass job.

Thomas: Smells like shit, tho

by Mike109999 October 02, 2022

Fent Bent at Golden Corral

Being "fent bent" at Golden Corral typically refers to the feeling of indulgence and satisfaction experienced after enjoying a hearty meal at the buffet. Picture yourself surrounded by a wide array of delicious options, from savory meats and fresh salads to decadent desserts. The atmosphere is lively, filled with the sounds of laughter and clinking plates, and you might feel a sense of camaraderie with fellow diners. After indulging in multiple helpings, there's a contented heaviness in your stomach, and you might even find yourself in a blissful food coma, reminiscing about your favorite dishes. It's a moment where the joy of good food and company comes together, leaving you feeling both satisfied and perhaps a little too full!

Bro was so fent bent at Golden Corral he tried to trade his shoe for a chocolate fountain refill.

by Blaske May 24, 2025

golden saddle

When you piss out your ass while sitting on someone else in a sexual situation.

After Taco Bell I totally sat on Sarah and gave her a Golden Saddle.

by ZiegZeon September 06, 2017