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Golden Pi

When a picture frame that depicts the number π or pi-related items has its length to its width in the ratio (1 + √5)/2 : 1.
The postmodern artist of “Golden Pi” decided to affix a smaller painting underneath it as an explanatory note to the larger one.
by Fasters June 22, 2022
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golden bomber

When you piss in a balloon or cup and throw it at your partner.
He said he wanted a golden shower, so I did him one better and gave him a golden bomber.
by PepsiRaccoon June 22, 2022
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Golden Circle

A confederacy of all slave states under the Mason-Dixon line as well as all of Mexico, Central America, and the Caribbean.
Union Soldier 1: Fuck Douglas, I heard he wants the damn seceders to win the war and form the golden circle!
Union Soldier 2: Yeah, he's a bitch.
by numbnuttic June 28, 2022
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Golden storm

When multiple people piss on someone at the same time.
Last night jake was giving sally a golden shower but then they invited everyone else to join turning it into a golden storm.
by Dumbledong July 3, 2022
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The Golden Rule

Your willingness to forgo this for the purpose of hoisting me by my own petard demonstrates that hoisting people with there own petard is higher on your conceptual value hierarchy than The Golden Rule.
Hym "This is (once again) does little more than prove me right. See, look:

You are here

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What you're doing

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Golden rule
See how that works? That☝️ is what you're doing right now. Why? Because you know that The Golden Rule leads almost exclusively to being exploited by people who aren't willing to reciprocate. Which is the entire impetus behind the creation of The Platinum Rule. And you're doing it. See? This 👇

Petard hoisting

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Golden rule
That's how you 'Act' in spite of your ethical propositional framework. Do you believe in the Golden rule? 'Well, I act like I believe in the golden rule (and then I do this 👉 Petard hoistery

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Not petard hoistery)'
That's you. That's a diagram of you and how you 'act.' "
by Hym Iam August 9, 2022
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A Golden Companion

A golden companion is a friend so incredibly close to you that at first you see them as pseudo-siblings, and then as time goes on, even more than that, to the point where they aren't a pseudo-sibling, but a golden companion. These people are the closest of the closest to you and will stay with you until the end of time. A Golden Companion is never a romantic one, a Golden Companion that is romantic is called a Rose-Golden Companion.
I've known her for years, she's A Golden Companion and I'll never stop being her friend I love her so much.
by GoldenFlare August 12, 2022
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golden spanky

The act of urinating on someone's face while slapping them
I totally gave her a golden spanky last night
by Beavis August 14, 2022
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