Serious pot smoker

1.)When a person (usually named Jose) smokes the whole bowl of weed without sharing the bowl, and was smoking marijuana by age four.

2.)Very tolerant of smoking excessive amounts of marijuana. (Brags about it constantly)

3.) Someone who gets upset at normal people who start smoking marijuana in their teenage years.

Josh: Hey you skipped me, let me get green.

Danny: Alright man here
(Josh hits it)

Jose(Already blazed): You're not fucking hitting it hard enough!(Pushes josh and the bowl spills on the ground)

(Next day)

Danny: Dude ha, that was fucking stupid of Jose last night. He wasted a whole bowl.

Josh: Yeahh, he didn't have to go all "Serious pot Smoker" on my ass.

Serious pot smoker by ilovemybestfrienddanny February 28, 2009

smoked fish 

an unknown substance, or actually the aquatic animal, smoked in a rolled cigarette. Origin: the city of Dunton, Beds., England.

person 1: "what is that guy smoking?"

person 2: "It be that smoked fish shit"

smoked fish by Ronny St Papps December 20, 2004

Smokey McPott 

The code i use

Hello officer

whats your name sir

Smokey McPott

Smokey McPott by 12logan121 April 6, 2010

Smokes we won't pay 

When you rent out a cabin that is in the middle of nowhere and there are no stores around other than a smoke shop on the indian reserve to purchase groceries. You end up going to buy what you need and walking out with a carton of smokes regardless if you smoke or not because they are so cheap on the reserves. They basically give them to you just for coming into the store.

Mike, " Hey Kyle, we need to get some toilet paper and some firewood today from the store or we will have frozen shit running down our legs."

Kyle, " The only store around is that fucked up smoke shop on the gas-huffer reserve down the road."

Mike, " Well atleast Smokes we won't pay"

Smokes we won't pay by faaaaack May 14, 2010

smoked turkey 

Eating turkey cutlet while getting a blow job standing up!

I was getting a smoked turkey then bob walked in the kitchen!

smoked turkey by johnwope April 12, 2014

Stoke-on-Trent tit fuck

The sexual act of a man sticking his erect penis between a woman’s tits then stapling the chosen tits together therefor securing the penis between the tits. A lubricant of some sort is then applied ( usually WD-40 or fairy liquid) and the male proceeds to fuck the shit out of them tits

Fucking hell last night I had a oatcake and gave carol a traditional Stoke-on-Trent tit fuck.

Stoke-on-Trent tit fuck by The holy prince. Dinklewit April 17, 2020

Snoke 

Someone who is both a snowflake and woke. In stark contrast to the Starwars character this individual perfectly blends the weak minded, heard mentality mindset that is this generation

He thought he was special when he joined the BLM protest after seeing a celebrity endorsing the the issue on twitter and Instagram. What a snoke!

Snoke by two blonds July 20, 2020