Meat surfing

A girl on Tinder.

All the guys I know are douchebags, I should try meat surfing.

by Moonbeam Giggleshart August 10, 2016

meat loft

When a line of ten gay men drag their junk across a bald mans' head (usually a hetero man).

For my father in law Roys' birthday, he didn't want a meat loaf cake so we got his ungrateful ass a meat loft instead.

by D_Money $ July 6, 2016

meat chute

When a huge piece of penis aka meat is flung into a fleshy vagina

That girl looks like she’s got a meat chute that can handle this fleshy burrito

by Yummo14 May 5, 2018

The Meat Eagle

A poop, particularly one that occurs after eating lots of meat

"I thought he was lost in my intestinal wilderness, but this morning the Meat Eagle has landed!"
"The Meat Eagle has landed!"

by RoyCoup November 27, 2012

Meat Temperature

Described as the Heat coming from a man's genitalia. Especially during a hot day. Describing the Farenheit or Celsius degree of heat can really explain the degree of heat during a given day

"Man, that warehouse was hot today. My meat temperature was like 110 degrees"

by Robitaille February 6, 2012

Sag meat

Noun: A woman's bits that have succumbed to gravity, old age, or too many cowgirl rides.

sag meat, vagina, cunt, koos, beef curtains, labia

An example of proper usage: "Hey, Doc. Come check out my sag meat".

by potatoesoriley February 19, 2012

meat in the cleat

a thick girl that fills her shoes well!!!!

"That girls got some meat in the cleat!"

by hoelrm1 January 8, 2012