big baby jesus 

bestest rapper in the goddamned universe.

Bib baby jesus postulates, "if a pussy could talk, what would you ask it?"

big baby jesus by Big Baby Jesus April 28, 2005

come to jesus meeting 

A meeting where someone close to you (e.g. friend, family, etc.) are confronted over behavior that's causing consternation that's negatively effecting your relationship.

"You and your brother need to have a come to jesus meeting over you always having to do his chores and yours."

come to jesus meeting by DC Daly May 12, 2009

Mach Jesus 

Driving too fast for your own good.

I saw the police chasing this car down the street at mach jesus.

Mach Jesus by Shane Harrison June 25, 2007

Come to Jesus talk

If you're going to perform...PERFORM! Or we'll find someone who will! A conversation usually between an employee and employer.

Looks like we're going to have a come to Jesus talk with Teddy if he wants to keep his job.

Come to Jesus talk by Honey Pooh February 1, 2015

rapin for jesus

The best song

Well I wrote this song for the Christian youth
I wanna teach kids the Christian truth
If you wanna reach those kids on the street
Then you gotta do a rap to a hip-hop beat
I gave my sermon an urban kick
My rhymes are fly, my beats are sick
My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger
That's cause Jesus Christ is my nigga (rapin for Jesus)

rapin for jesus by School shooter45 March 6, 2017

Sweet Mother of Jesus 

Mary, the mother of Jesus. This is typically an exclamation of disbelief, usually targeted at something so out there that it's hard to believe or process. You could also say "Holy shit!" -- it's quicker.

Sweet mother of Jesus! Did you see that chick just crush those beer cans with her 44HHH tits?!?!

Sweet Mother of Jesus by toxicsky February 8, 2010

Slim Jesus 

Fake white boy rapping about drugs and shooting guns which he will never do any of these things.

Slim Jesus is a fake white boy.

Slim Jesus by Jammmmmmieboiiii November 7, 2015