Heifer

A fat version of virgin

"Hey I thought your place would have fruit snacks in the kitchen lady!?"

"What makes you think I'd have fruit snacks in my kitchen?"
"Wait you don't have kids? But you're so big!"
"That's insulting! Get out of my house!"
"No that's not an insult, but it's not my fault you're a heifer?"

by Sofakingsaiyan May 26, 2025

Heilbilly

A type of inbred , backwoods dwelling , brush ape with a propensity for decorating its rathole double wide, and its rusted out shit box 4x4 with Trump flags and Punisher stickers.

I see the Heilbilly down the road has hung a new Confederate flag over one of the broken windows in his trailer.

by Uncle Billy June 6, 2025

Heinzing

The act of being sneaky and an overall untrustworthy human bean. Not to be confused with the act of “hiding” something, this word holds a much stronger connotation to the sneakiness of one’s actions.

“Damn, I haven’t really spoken to Bill much recently. He’s totally heinzing something but I’m not sure what.”

by HeinzHater123 June 6, 2025

Heifer Hideaway

Female counterpart to a “man cave”

Come on over and will hang in the heifer hideaway.
It’s not a she shed it’s a heifer hideaway. No chickens allowed.

by ashane November 3, 2025

Height Merchant

A person who only cashes in on being tall in a relationship.

I can’t believe he pulled her, he isn’t even hot he’s just a height merchant (he’s 6’2).

by Wapinator68 November 7, 2025

Heinous

To be under the influence of methamphetamine or to a lesser extent other class A drugs.

That dude welding at 4am was heinous as fuck.

He's heinous.

I feel like getting Heinous.

by Trif3cta December 3, 2025

Heiferheaded

An obstinate, aggressive, unyielding, unthinking female. The female version of a bullheaded man.

She was so heiferheaded I couldn't reason with her.

by Velvet Tongue December 20, 2025