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A female goddess of the kitchen. She has a sexy confident way about her when she cooks. She is the master creator of memorable meals. She samples the food whilst cooking, and licks her lips slowly while doing so. She lives to see you take the first bite of her creation, an extension of her life’s self-expression. She won’t take no for an answer, as she raises the first bite to your lips!
Dang, she snapped! Look at the way she did that! She’s a master cookess!
Cookess by 333_MS November 1, 2019

cookjies 

"Man, those cookjies were better than tokin' the real stuff."
cookjies by Ricky&Taylor November 26, 2009

Algonquin Slow Cooker 

Another name for a food barrel, an animal-proof container used by people who go camping deep into the woods for days at a time. During hot weather it can render some perishable food items malodorous with a nasty shade of blueish-green.
Upon reaching the campsite on Day 5, Eric didn't mind digging deep into the algonquin slow cooker to get an opened pack of hot dogs buried at the bottom.

Woofy Cooker 

"A term used to describe a girl with a smelly cunt/vagina".

This term is often associated with females that have bad vaginal hygiene, specifically resulting in an unpleasant odor leaching from the vagina region, generally of the off fish variety. If a girl has a Woofy Cooker, it is strongly suggested that one does not engage in the giving of oral sex (this condition does not hinder recieving).

It is statistically proven that blood nuts (women with red hair) are more prone to suffer from this condition.
1) "I bet that chick has a Woofy Cooker".

2) "I went down on that chick I picked up last night.....Woofy Cooker".
Woofy Cooker by Forbaroo October 11, 2006

whats cookin'? 

it means or its the same as: whats happening? , whats going on?, whats on the ground?
hey, Rafa! whats cookin'?

ummh, nothing much just chilling!
whats cookin'? by taako August 20, 2011

Cookiezi 

A superhuman that can stream 250 bpm without breaking his fingers.
That cookiezi guy is so cool.