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Happy Banana 

A form of currency in a drug country. ( Colombia and others).

I went down South where I exchanged Happy Bananas for a couple keys.
Happy Banana by Chingate Au Wa February 26, 2007

Dirty Banana Bastard 

An endearing term generally used by the middle classes to gain the attention of the Protestantly challenged in the slums of the West of Scotland.
...ya Dirty Banana Bastard! Ma Subaru needs a whole new front end and my under pants require a full valet after I was forced to run you over! Tyson! Chew whats left of him!

Electric Banana 

A photographer whos main purpose in life is to capture your most unattractive moments in a photograph and keep it handy to whip out at the most inappropriate times.
A shitty tasting piece of shit. It has the shittiest colour, and the shittiest taste. I fucking hate Bannanas, they are pieces of shit that are also used as dildos...
Paris Hilton: Hey can somebody please give me a Banana??? I need it to stick inside of my nasty HIV pussy!

Regular Man: Eww bitch, shut the fuck up...
Paris Hilton: Eww no you. Im gonna get daddy to come beat you up!
Regular Guy: Shoves banana down Paris Hilton's throat, and saves the world.
Banana by Titty Mucher April 6, 2010

Banana Phone 

its a childrens song by a peadofi.... man called raffi
ding dong ding dong ding dong ding donanan phone
Banana Phone by mr smith May 13, 2005

banana bean 

A type of bean that is far worse than baked beans. It is made out of a banana skin and only the shit poorest humans eat.
Did you see Mary-anne? her family is soo poor she was eating a banana bean sandwhich. Poor Bitch
banana bean by iwanaeatsomemingesoon September 18, 2009