alaskan banana boat 

Is when you make a dildo out of ice and you shove it up her vag so hard that it gets stuck similar to when you stick your tounge on a frozen pole

I gave her an alaskan banana boated her so hard it didnt thaw for three hours

alaskan banana boat by water bottle3 September 7, 2012

southend banana split 

Come up your girlfriends ass then Chop the end off of a banana,insert into your girlfriends ass, squish out the banana from its skin remove the skin,Insuring as much banana is left up her as poss.have your gf then shit out the banana and cream into your mouth and enjoy.

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southend banana split by fudgepacker123 January 4, 2014

Smooth Banana Dodge 

When a straight male is being hit on by a gay male, and he is able to get out of the situation without causing a scene.

"Dude Brad was totally hitting on Jeff!" " whoa what happened?"

"Dude he hit em with that smooth banana dodge and pretended his mom was calling him"

Smooth Banana Dodge by Doctor Octo July 26, 2016

One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel

2 phrases:

"One foot in the grave"- half dead, dying, death is catching up. Tired, old, metaphorical

"Foot on a banana peel"- funny, humorous, cartoon, things are going comically wrong, events are not working in one's favor. *Picture* stepping on a rake and being hit in the face with the handle. Knee slap comedy

One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel expression-

damned if you do, damned if you don't...

Guy 1: "how are you doing?"
Guy 2: *expression meaning* on one side (one foot) I've really gone to hell, or im working on getting there- and on the other side (other foot) it's pretty stupid, but entertaining to watch, the bullshit that's been happening to me or that I've been outing putting myself through...

"Falling apart and it's hysterical to witness"

One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel by GoldieGal April 12, 2019

whatever peels your banana 

synonym to whatever floats your boat but sounds almost sexual, producing a deliciously perverted twist on a commonly used expression.

Sr. Agua - "Bebo agua con tu madre."
Sra. Sopa - "Whatever peels your banana."

whatever peels your banana by thai rye July 19, 2005

laced banana 

1. Someone taking psychiatric medication. 2. A psychiatric patient.

He had some sort of breakdown and is now on a bunch of meds. Yeah, a real laced banana.

laced banana by errantshade August 14, 2008

The Banana Fire Rule 

The only counter to The Mastermind Rule. Comes from the awesomeness that is banana fire (some retard puts on a banana suit and covers himself in rubbing alcohol and sets himself alight, guess what happens next... google it and try not to laugh too hard.)

Should an offered activity take a higher preference than the current activity, one should invoke The Banana Fire Rule. Comes from the fact that watching banana fire is probably the best thing you can do, if it wasn't, you'd invoke The Mastermind Rule.

Miles: Aww man if only I hadn't invoked the mastermind rule and kept on playing Final Fantasy VII when asked if I wanted to play some Tekken Tag! Wait a minute, I think it's time to invoke The Banana Fire Rule!
Everyone: Yes! Tekken formulae go!

The Banana Fire Rule by Burger King Diamond September 22, 2011