vagina masturbation cup

So, a vagina masturbation cup is a cup with a cover that is shaped and feels like a pussy so you can, therefore, jack off into said cup without leaving a mess. Kind of like a bargain basement flesh light.

Honey! That is not my vagina masturbation cup! It belongs to SB!

by Purplenado March 10, 2023

deep as a milf's vagina

When you're in a shitload of trouble and you just realized you can't get out of it
milf
*credits to Sam

"Bruh, do you think that I'm in that chick's friend-zone?"
"Yup! Deep as a milf's vagina!"

by F-Bomb Thiru April 28, 2017

Flaccid vagina lips

Vagina lips that aren't erect

"Her pussy was nice besides her flaccid vagina lips"

by PsychoExgirlfriendptsdsurvivor July 14, 2023

Dead end vagina

Something you initially got really excited about but ultimately led to nothing

Investing in all those Pogs turned out to be a total dead end vagina

by 99 bottles of beer December 3, 2020

Wades’ Mom’s Vagina

The Vagina of Wade’s Mom

Wades’ Mom’s Vagina is moist as good Mac n’ cheese

by A pig with a blanket. December 23, 2019

deep vagina energy

A woman how is sexually driven and strives to find someone satisfies her need
High standards
Needs a man with that big dick engery

"Did you here Jess broke it off with James"
"Yeah she's got that deep vagina energy, he's not good enough"

by Define2345678 September 26, 2019

Theoretical Vagina Beholder

A Mythical Life giving Mother-like person whom provides live mentality within a Living theory-type organism of a child who later grows to become a Theoretical Child Thing.

''The imagination that kid beholds is unexplainable, where does it come from?''

''Well that kid, is what is called a Theoretical Child Thing, and he is born from a Theoretical Vagina Beholder."

by Kris-Z-Furr September 14, 2011