When you leave a tough mudder for too long and your shit starts running like the lava that killed millions in Pompeii.
Campbell: “Hey crystal, are you feeling ok?”
Crystal: “I don’t think so. I ate something last night that didn’t agree with me. I feel like im about to take a mud slide to the gates of hell!”
Crystal: “I don’t think so. I ate something last night that didn’t agree with me. I feel like im about to take a mud slide to the gates of hell!”
by Andos Hastos January 11, 2022
Get the Mud slidemug. When your fucking a fat bitch in the ass and she shits on your dick and you slap it all over her face til she looks black
by landon haas May 21, 2024
Get the Indonesian Mud Slapmug. Unloading cum into one's asshole then having them shit it out onto your face. Then wearing said concoction on your face.
"Man I can't wait for Jessica to shit my cum on my face to give me a good ole South Georgia Mud Mask"
by Frostyfries December 15, 2022
Get the South Georgia Mud Maskmug. 
When you are banging your girl in the ass, but her colon is full of shit, so you drop chipped ice in it and proceed to bang it furiously, creating the infamous, Alabama Mud Slushee...
Man, my chick's colon was so full of shit, I just dropped chipped ice into her butthole and banged it furiously to create an Alabama Mud Slushee. Aside from the stench, it was awesome!
by Headshok1962 March 13, 2025
Get the Alabama Mud Slusheemug. by Dickless isle August 22, 2024
Get the Chop mudmug. The process of violently shitting your pants, pulling your pants down, then sitting on something/someone.
"Yeah dude, I heard he visited Margaret Thatcher's grave and gave it a good Mesopotamian Mud Spread."
by ZvyezdaVodna October 2, 2024
Get the Mesopotamian Mud Spreadmug.