Go to any convenience store and fill your cup with all flavors of soda from the fountain. Skipping the diet versions of course.
Also Suicide Sundae... Any toppings you have on hand on top of whatever ice cream in your freezer! Any type of fresh, frozen or canned fruit, chocolate, nuts, jellies, syrups (caramel, strawberry, maple, maple flavored, butter) and candies you desire to try even cough drops!
Or Rainbow Suicide - A little bit of all flavors of fruity frozen drinks in your cup... Can be done on a snow cone!
Wanna go on a suicide mission with me? No I do not, you know its illegal to killpeople, dude calm down, we are just going to go get soda from Quiktrip, you better be telling the truth!
Middle school and especially PARCC testing which you take in middle school is the leading cause of suicide in anyone of any age. People prefer hell to middle school and rightfully so. If you are going into 6th grade, just die, its easier. Not really, but kind of.