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Textbook Slap 

When your woman is going down on you, and you arent feeling it. You slap her in the head with a textbook.
When Suzy said, " by the way I have a raging case of herpes" on her way down, I textbook slapped her.
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whap slap 

A slap that creates a loud WHAP sound. As seen on a webcomic called Sweet FA. Have a look on www.sweet-fa.tk and see if you can find one!
Luke: Hah! Told you you coudln't beat me at Super Mario Kart!

Johnson Jones: Shut yer trap before I whap slap you fool!

Luke: I'll be good.

In this example, Luke obviously knows the raw might that a whap slap can contain. Should this power ever be unleashed upon the world, anarchy shall reign supreme.
whap slap by Turmi January 6, 2006

victory slap 

Following several hours of coitus, the female partner finds herself satisfied but exhausted - unable to move a muscle. At this point the male uses his penis and scrotum to victoriously smack his lady friend about the face and neck.
Trixie almost passed out after the crazy action last night. I woke her up with a victory slap.
victory slap by Big_DantheMan February 10, 2007

wank slap 

To Slap someone repeatedly on the forehead/face with your penis while they have passed out at a party.
Oh man, that party last night darren was the first one to fall asleep so i gave him a wank slap.
wank slap by Andy Scotland December 7, 2007

Biddie Slap 

the act of slapping a biddie. (bitch slap)
Im gunna biddie slap her if she doesnt shut her trap.
Biddie Slap by sarah nads & company February 20, 2009

Banch Slap 

is a slap to the buttox, back, stomach, or face that has a mix of bar-ba-cue sauce and ranch dressing.
Dude, that guy just got banch slapped!
Banch Slap by riler January 17, 2010