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Russian

An inbred Mongol rape baby from a fake shithole that claims it and itself to be superior to all yet is too afraid to return to his Golden Horde vassal once it leaves.

It will always blame all of its failures on well-deserved "Russophobia" rather than its own subhuman genetic inferiority and project all its flaws onto its superiors (A.k.a. everyone else) while stealing the history of actual, superior countries (Like Ukraine). They grunt Mongol and Turkish loanwords and call it a "language" whenever it's too tired from a diet solely consisting of toilet cleaner and stolen Ukrainian bread it was too stupid to preserve after being confronted by facts that threaten its brain-dead, brainwashed, propaganda-fueled worldview made from Kremlin fake news propaganda networks like RT and SputnikNews.

These walking chromosome surpluses will attempt to rationalize its midget-run dictatorship's imperialist and totalitarian actions and policies.

When it inevitably fails to do so, it will return to its hovel to weep into a Putler love pillow while shoving a Stalin-shaped dildo into its ass as a coping mechanism like the weak spineless Nazi it is.

Its fake overgrown shithole with no history is collapsing by the day, and will soon meet the inevitable and well-deserved fate of being partitioned between its rightful owners of Ukraine and other real countries, with its inbred population being put through the meat grinder of karma like pigs to the slaughter on the final days of the operation.
Oh great, I stepped into a pile of dog-Russian.

Finally got my tickets to the 2018 Special Olympics - I can't wait to see the all-Russian contestants.

No wonder the Russian ruble is falling - actual countries put an embargo on chromosomes.

Don't worry, ma'am, your son will be fine - we managed to successfully remove the Russian from his brain.

I am pleased to announce that there is no more Russian in your lymph nodes - you are 100% cured.

Sorry I tripped you, it was completely by Russian.
by DeathToTheKatzapstan June 8, 2023
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Russian Sunshine

The act of peeing in your lover's vagina during sex.
What the fuck, Mark! You did NOT just give me a Russian Sunshine!
by BrokenMelon June 9, 2023
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Russian nose ring

Cumming in someones mouth the same time you make them laugh so cum shoots out their nose
Becky was pleasing me and i told a joke as i came and she got a Russian nose ring
by GeneralAirlo June 19, 2023
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Russian Bear

1. A coward who talks themselves up to be more powerful than they really are.
Look at those brave Russian bears fleeing from their trenches. Haha, the last one even soiled himself. Those Russian bears are only brave when they are standing over 10 year old girls.
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Russia

A huge great country associated with vodka and believed to be very evil. They're not
Them - Ew! We're learning about Russia
Me - Russia is a great country. I'm even learning the language
by TheMotherFuckingBeauty July 10, 2023
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Russian Bladez/Bladez

a female god at osint and social engineering. She joined in 2016 and retired in 2023 at the age of 17.
by criminalofliez August 2, 2023
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Russian Creaming

When a blonde hair blue eyed person with a tight asshole cream pies someone else’s asshole
Dude he was Russian creaming her 7 times last night!
by Sebastian Tony August 12, 2023
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