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I'm all dick. 

To be as horny as hell, to be in such heat that you can't stop it from erecting.
Dude 1: Look at those hookers with busty hooters!!!
Dude 2: Oh man, stop talking to me. I'm all dick.
I'm all dick. by Demon 33 October 4, 2013

Yeeeter'istmenst'(arss)thdk'dick'in'your'butt(fuck)estin(me)st(jerry)ssst 

When your walking down the hallway (specifically a left handed hallway)eating out your cats ass hole and you stub your toe on your right foot
I was heading to the kitchen with tom when I Yeeeter'istmenst'(arss)thdk'dick'in'your'butt(fuck)estin(me)st(jerry)ssst myself

Nic'd to the dick 

When you rip the Juul too much and you physically can't move becuase the amount on nicotine in your bloodstream is unreal.
kyle and josh are so nic'd to the dick that they had to dry heave in Quinn's basement for 20 mins
Nic'd to the dick by Bmartin55 July 27, 2017

knock his dick in the dirt 

To "knock his/their dick in the dirt" indicates a humiliating or violent setback has been suffered, often in sports.
Knock his dick in the dirt

That sack sure knocked their dick in the dirt!
knock his dick in the dirt by Abh3 September 25, 2017

Suck a Dick December 

Girls, this is your time to shine. Find a dick and suck the fuck out of it.
“Hey Tim, can I suck your dick?” “Yea why not, it’s Suck a Dick December anyway”

find a dick to suck 

find a dick to suck to tell someone to find a dick and stuff their yap trap with a dick so you dont have to hear them a not so nice profane way to tell someone to shutup
dude you stole stuff from my car last night

man i did not steal anything from your car go find a dick to suck

dude you are up tight over a joke

man some joke find you a dick and stuff your yap trap with a dick