Asshole bomb

When you produce large amounts of horse shit in your body and you can’t make it to the bathroom so your asshole explodes and shit goes on the wall

Wow katie had an asshole bomb the other day

by PBI69420 February 26, 2021

Assholetage

Assholetage: when you tell someone only part of a story on purpose so they can jump to conclusions and criticize someone. Then complete the story after their fuct up remarks, thus, making them out to be an utterly and complete asshole.

Friend: Did you hear about that girl, she got COVID vaccine claiming she’s her daughters teacher.

Me: What a bitch! She just cut in front of everyone with some bullshit. She should wait like everyone else.

Friend: But she really is a teacher though. She teaches for an elementary on zoom.

Me: You fucker! You assholetaged me.

by Mauricio Beto March 2, 2021

Asshole

Someone who stops a conversation by saying "Did I ask?"

person 1: "I got a cat today."
person 2: "Did I ask?"
person 1: "You're an asshole."

by notbillybob420 March 5, 2021

Assholery

The art of being an asshole

Yo bro, I’ve become proficient in the art of assholery

by Kapitän March 5, 2021

Asshole

Jacob

Jacob is an asshole

by Alright_person March 20, 2021

Asshole

1.The hole in your ass 2.Someone who is annoying/ignorant

Jesus Kyle, you're such an asshole!

by jesusleftthechat March 24, 2021

Asshole next door

The neighbor you try to get to compromise with you all the time, and call it domesticating them.

I see why that guy never married, he'd be the asshole next door if there weren't any other houses nearby. Kansas might be somewhere he would fit in, with nobody else around to fit in with.

by Solid Mantis March 25, 2021