lips and assholes 

cheap cuts of meat pressed into tubular skins. more commonly known as hot dogs, frankfurters, weiners.

im hurting for cash this week, so it looks like its lips and assholes for the cookout tonight. sorry kids.

lips and assholes by dave4817 October 26, 2004

Assholism 

The continual state or condition of being a total ass hole!

I can not deal with Frank because of his continual assholism! He's close minded, demeaning and mean all the time!

Assholism by Becky Lewis Skywatcher January 2, 2019

assholism 

A condition in which an individual is a chronic asshole and feels that he/she cannot stop.

Man, today I yelled at my mom, my girlfriend, the busdriver and the nice kid at work. I think I might suffer from assholism.

assholism by mjboogie November 22, 2006

assholier-than-thou 

When an asshole takes up a holier-than-thou position in a given situation simply because they feel it would be a good "asshole-move" to make.

Him: "When they get here, we should speak only in Italian because they missed all the Italian lesson meetings."

Me: "Wow...that's pretty assholier-than-thou."

Him: "I know...I'm an asshole, remember?"

assholier-than-thou by Sean "Chicanery" Connery July 20, 2008

assholeism 

of or retaining to being an asshole; practicing asshole behavior; public diagnosis of being a mean, snobby, and disrespectful person; also is main diagnosis for college professors and dorm resident advisors. It is usually treated within a time span, and treatment consists of turning the stick up someone's ass about an inch every visit to the assholeologist.

So, I see you have been diagnosed with assholeism.

assholeism by aycockhallanonymous December 21, 2009

Assholitis  

Emanating an aura of aggressiveness and disdain towards others. It occurs in people from all ethnic groups; males are affected about three to four times more often than females unless provoked. Common side effect are the use of the word "stupid!" and attraction to physical violence and alcoholic beverages.

"Oh wow, I think I'm catching assholitis from you!!"

Assholitis by xicana xingona June 21, 2007

Holy Snapping Assholes 

An exclamation, like Holy Shit, or Holy Crap, usually spoken to express surprise, pain, pleasure, etc.

Beth checked her ticket and exclaimed, "Holy Snapping Assholes! I just won the lottery!"

John hit his thumb with a hammer and shouted, "Holy Snapping Assholes, that hurt!"

Holy Snapping Assholes by Hiccup August 2, 2006