Boner Pants

Pants traditional worn by gay guys on the dance floor so they privates can be accessed by their dance partner(s) for hand job, BJ, or ....

Have crept into straight culture so couples can have sex in public places - elevators, subways, etc.

Pants usually have some easy way to attach the two flaps on material: buttons, velcro, string - no zipper. Underwear is not worn - but can be for more 'fun'. If vice squad in club, lack of secure attachment allows aliby - i.e. dancing so hard pants can apart. etc.

Wear your kilt tonight to the club for some fun. No, it's too cold out, I'll wear my boner pants instead.

by bruxisme July 25, 2012

Women Boner

When a guy gets horny he obviously gets a boner. When a women gets horny... nothing really special happens. So we use the term women boner to describe it.

Becky: You see that sexy man over there.

Katie: Yeah i do, deffinatly got a women boner.

by Huge Jazzzzz October 21, 2009

Lady Boner

When a woman's clit wiggles !

Chase : My girlfriend got a mad lady boner..

Friend: how fast did it wiggle

by Old Greg Jim Bob Handy Pants January 9, 2011

Boner Tyme

The time interval between when you awake in the morning and get in the shower.

Every morning when I wake up it is boner tyme.

by Moses November 23, 2003

Bezoner Boner

A queerish jew, much like justin, who suck ppl known as anthony.

Justin is a bezoner boner.

by Warren Espland April 12, 2005

Clit Boner

Originates from the female genitalia when extremely cold weather is present and stiffens and increases the volume of the clitorus of the vagina.

That's a mighty fine clit boner.

by Kyle Brofloshky August 4, 2004

Word Boner

When playing Scrabble, or a phone version of the game like Words with Friends, Wordfeud, etc. When you a.) use all your letters for the bonus or b.)use a combo or double and triple word scores for a high point total in one round or c.) when a friend tries to look smart and uses big words in an attempt to sound smarter.

a and b.) I just played QUIZ for a 60 point word boner!

c.) Tony- "Yo yo ma, can I exasperate you for one second?"

Matt- "Woah... Word boner alert"

by Spngr98 December 27, 2010