Travel Wank

Carrying genitals or sexual
Pleasure toys on the go, prepared impromptu wank on the go.

Travel wanking is a wank on the go.

by Acidbbq March 19, 2022

Premium wank

When you finger your arsehole whilst wanking, creating double the pleasure

Oh Ewan, I had a great premium wank the other day, it felt so nice

by Harry eade December 26, 2021

Debrief Wank

A "debrief wank" is the post-mission solo celebrational personal victory lap after an evening of sexual activity or romance, where you give yourself a standing ovation or high five for a successful mission 'a job well done' in the field of pleasure - the grand finale to a night of shared exploits, "the solo encore to a duet of delight".

So, you know that night with Ellie? Well, I had to wrap it up with a debrief wank when I got home, like a way to commemorate a successful evening.

by Japseyelicker123 April 9, 2024

1984 Wank

When the you don't have access to porn so you have to use your imagination to masturbate.

Person 1: 'The battery went on my phone while I was trying to find some porn!'

Person 2: 'Gutted for you'

Person 1: 'It's okay I just had a 1984 wank instead. Takes a bit longer but gets the job done.'

by Phillyfella July 22, 2021

wank

the action of jerking your erection for pleasure.

oi did you see joseph wankin off im the school bafroom

by MegaPenisPussyDestroyer69 October 2, 2020

Wanked

1. hitting or getting hit by something
2. another word for using that good ole hand of yours

1. Jim: "woah I think I just got wanked by something"
John: "oh man did it hurt"
Jim: "nah wasn't too wanky"
2. Alvin: "hey what did you do yesterday"
Jason: "oh I just wanked off most the night"
Alvin: "oh same"

by dontgetwanked May 30, 2017

On the wank

Bitching about nothing; excessive complaining for no good reason.

"oh my co workers were on the wank today, it was doing my nut"

"I got stuck with Gary on carpool, he was on the wank about his hatred of Greenpeace supporters and then he hit a cyclist."

by Hairy Gee May 23, 2024