dodgy wank

An additional level of risk to a 'Danger Wank'.

You do the same as a danger wank but have to watch some weird fucked up porn, so if they do catch you it's way worse.

"Dude I'm grounded for 6 months and have to go to therapy because I failed doing a dodgy wank"

by Mrs Pearley November 1, 2021

Mutual wank day. 7th February

The day you and your partner get on some porn of both of your choice and both get yourself off using your own hands for a wank or mouth

Mutual wank day. 7th February

Mutual wank day. 7th February

by anonymous February 6, 2024

wank in church

The act of masturbating in a church or any other religious setting.

What did you do this weekend?
I had a wank in church.
Ok...
Yeah, the priest wasn't too happy but he saw a choir boy and did the same.

by Baconwound August 9, 2022

Emergency Wank

Usually in a very stressful, indecisive situation one will decide to go have wank before making any vital decisions.

*Right before an exam*
Yo, Vlad, where are you going?
I am gonna go quickly to the bathroom!
To do what?
*whispers* To have an emergency wank, I cannot think straight, I need to let some steam off!
Alright, go ahead!

by wanking May 11, 2017

Wank Holiday

To bunk of work unauthorised so that you can lie in bed all day jerking off to Anime porn.

Employee: Good day
Boss: Oy, I know you had a wank holiday yesterday!

by LordJenal August 28, 2022

Wanked

1. hitting or getting hit by something
2. another word for using that good ole hand of yours

1. Jim: "woah I think I just got wanked by something"
John: "oh man did it hurt"
Jim: "nah wasn't too wanky"
2. Alvin: "hey what did you do yesterday"
Jason: "oh I just wanked off most the night"
Alvin: "oh same"

by dontgetwanked May 30, 2017

Wyatt Wank

When a male person is jacking off and their unnecessarily attractive mother comes in and finishes them off.

Wyatt was masturbating until his hot mom came in and performed the Wyatt Wank.

by _Hrob_ March 20, 2023