Twatcap

A sanitary pad or maxipad. See also, twatcork.

"Do you have a spare twatcap? I need to change mine."

by theIrishKitty October 22, 2006

twatilicious

a hot, good-looking guy who is a complete asshole/twat

"omg that guy is so hot but such an ass .. he's totally twatilicious!"

by Lola8838 April 25, 2009

Twatmongrel

(noun) an incredibly annoying woman.

"That customer was loud, rude and completely resistant to the idea that she was entering her information incorrectly. In short, she was a twatmongrel."

by lady wordsmith July 28, 2009

twatter water

The vaginal fluid that a girl literally shoots from her vagina as she climaxes; female cum

Mike: How did it go with that girl last night?

Brian: I was going down on her... and before I knew it, she sprayed her twatter water all over my face.

by Captain_Howdy December 6, 2009

Twatclops

A vagina slammed so hard, that when the dick is pulled out, it pulsates like an eye.

Guy #1: Hey what did you do last night?
Guy #2: I was just fucking Liz.
Guy #1: Was she nice and tight?
Guy #2: Not when I was done with her. I slammed that pussy so hard, it blinked like a twatclops!

by Mr. Swine Stone October 20, 2010

twateau

To plateau in your level of being a twat. Often large quantities of alcohol are implicated.

It's time Alex went home. He's twateaued.

by Proud_to_be_Alex_Whitney June 8, 2011

twatterdnipplewaffle

A person who meets one or more of the following qualifications:

a) Insufferably annoying person whose personality is more like a terdsicle but whose actions scream twatwaffle and make you want to punch them in the chest. Or nipple area.

b) an individual who resembles a chipmunk and behaves in an extremely socially awkward way; or

c) someone prone to posting faux-modelesque pictures on social media sites, usually posing with a stuffed toy, dorm furniture or a cell-phone-in-the-mirror shot.

Angie is SUCH a twatterdnipplewaffle, she insists on re-tweeting everything I post on facebook with the words "lolz" next to it.

or

Did you see the latest picture Angie posted on her "modeling" website? The one with the picture of her looking like a chipmunk with her favorite eeyore toy? What a twatterdnipplewaffle.

by The Trojan Horsie January 29, 2012