Talking to Othman 

Masturbating

Today I was talking to Othman for three hours straight and it felt real good!

Talking to Othman by DuckHunter42 March 15, 2021

Talking to the root 

Another way of saying blowjob.

Marsha can't come to the phone right now because she is busy "talking to the root".

Talking to the root by Unibomber June 11, 2004

Talking to the seals 

Another word for vomiting. Used primarily by those who feel ill while on the water, such as a boat or during/after surfing, but is fun to use around those severly intoxicated and engaging in the act.

1. Sam had never been on a deep sea fishing trip before, and unfortunately spent most of it talking to the seals.

2. Cindy had a few too many drinks and spend the night talking to the seals.

Talking to the seals by WeezerTurboNerd August 23, 2004

talkadahand 

another word for talk to the hand. usually means you really extremely really really dont like someone, or you're PMS-ing.
Can be used whenever the fuck you feel like it.

" God, you're such a hoe Lynn, talkadahand. "

talkadahand by DOO DOO LALA LOO LOO January 28, 2007

talkstick

n. Euphemism for a marijuana bowl or joint which has been stalled by its holder. Akin to 'having the conch' in Lord of the Flies, everyone dutifully is paying attention to the person with the weed, waiting for their own hit as it goes around. A long-winded stoner is apt to hold the bowl much longer than necessary before they hit it, causing other to chastise them to pass it along. Usage is most effective when the joint or bowl is being waved about as a speaking aid.

Hey man, is that talkstick you're holding going to get passed this century?

If you're not going to hit that talkstick, I'm going to.

It's a joint, not a talkstick dude.

talkstick by caladan March 3, 2009

Talkin' Donkey 

When a business telemarketer or sales guy can take very friendly and presuasively without sounding like a jackass.

"Damn that telemarketer was really friendly, he was a talkin' donkey would have bought his product if I wasn't a broke mother fucker."

"talkin' donkey gets it done."

Talkin' Donkey by thunderdomeii May 6, 2010

talkbacker's tourette 

A neuropsychiatric disorder that forces commenters in internet forums or talkbackers to post random swearwords and insults. T. occurs most frequently in early adolescence. People suffering from T. are often referred to as trolls.

- Talkbacker 1: "I think the author of the article has made a mistake in his argument."
- Talkbacker 2: "I think your mother is a PROSTITUTE!!!"
- Talkbacker 1: "Oh, I'm sorry you're suffering from talkbacker's tourette."
- Talkbacker 2: *twitching and foaming*

talkbacker's tourette by Puckmuck July 11, 2011