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slapping the sack 

When someone with a tiny penis "try's" to masturbate. Their peter is so tiny that they end up just slapping their sack
Jessica: I caught Perry beating off in the bathroom yesterday.
Amanda: Trust me, his dick is so small he was just slapping the sack.
Related Words

the d sack 

The sack hanging from the D (see "the D" for definition)
Or
A smart soluble, cement bag by the company Billerud Korsnäs
Woah! Johnny har a really big D-sack.

Or
The D sack is really smart and environmentally friendly
the d sack by Uginuk April 2, 2018

Texas five sack 

The lack of financial stability to purchase a full gram of marijuana. The Texas five sack.
I'll just get the Texas five sack today, money's tight.

100 lb sack of red russets 

What is dropped on evil people by God, not Satan who has delusions of grandeur and thinks he's God, but the real God. Usually happens during the time of Revelation.
Keep on decieving people and you'll get a 100 lb sack of red russets.

Ur ball sack a small cap

One of the ur mum gay insults which will destroy man kind in the most horrific way if used wrongly
Bob: ur mum gay
Jim: ur dad lesbian
Bob: ur granny a tranny
Jim: ur ball sack a small cap

Bob: *dies of cardiac arrest*

Tack in my sack 

To describe a very Annoying person or situation.
You're irritating the shit out of me, quit being a tack in my sack.