Doe Job
Doe Job by stewartc25 November 3, 2014
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real grownup job
A form of employment which pays well enough that the employee is mostly if not completely fiscally self-sufficient.
A real grownup job often but not necessarily requires postsecondary education and a 40+ hour work week. It may or may not involve working in an office, and may or may not be enjoyable or fulfilling. The primary qualification is that the job pays well enough for a responsible adult to live in a reasonably modest but comfortable manner with little or no outside help, be it in the form of a second job, trust fund or other form of mooching.
A real grownup job often but not necessarily requires postsecondary education and a 40+ hour work week. It may or may not involve working in an office, and may or may not be enjoyable or fulfilling. The primary qualification is that the job pays well enough for a responsible adult to live in a reasonably modest but comfortable manner with little or no outside help, be it in the form of a second job, trust fund or other form of mooching.
"Dude, I'm getting pretty fucking sick of being a broke ass college kid. I need a real grownup job."
real grownup job by Danny Delinquent September 6, 2008
hand stand job
the act of one person doing a hand stand naked and another performing a hand job to the hand-stander.
hand stand job by Trent mangus April 29, 2011
Pacific rim job
Pacific rim job by Desumaster April 4, 2017
navy job
A. A half assed job
B. Any job the Navy completes or doesn't
C. Something you were instructed to do by and idiot superior
B. Any job the Navy completes or doesn't
C. Something you were instructed to do by and idiot superior
1. When you're told to paint a wall and you brush it twice, you've done a navy job.
2. "I don't feel like doing a good job, I'll just do a navy job."
2. "I don't feel like doing a good job, I'll just do a navy job."
navy job by Itakeitintheasseverydayfrommyship January 14, 2004
the toothless blow job
the toothless blow job by ughhboredhehe February 14, 2009
knot-job
A knot-job is a sexual act where one guy ties knots in a length of rope and pushes them up the asshole of another dude and then begins jacking him off. When the guy is reaching the point of no return, he pulls them out one by one -- as each knot pops out, the guy spurts a shot of an historic rope-gasm.
knot-job by USAF Cadet January 13, 2021