Bowlerbate

To slide two fingers into a womans vagina and one finger into her ass. Much like "the Shocker" but with a twist, on the verge of climax, you lift her off the ground and toss her forward, much like a bowling ball.

Example #1 -

Ken: How'd your girlfriend break her neck?

Rob: Oh, we tried bowlerbating and she flew into the wall.

Ken: Ouch...

Example #2 -

Husband: Hey Honey, would you like to bowlerbate?

Wife: Sure, just don't throw me too far this time.

Bowlerbate by Jnyxx July 12, 2010

Bowling Balling 

Buying someone a present with the intention of being able to use it yourself, such as Homer Simpson buying Marge a bowling ball he himself could use.

"I'm going to get her a cd from that band I like."
"Man, you're bowling balling, aren't you."

Bowling Balling by oldjimmy November 1, 2014

redneck bowling 

running on ice and slideing into random objects to knock them down

i was redneck bowling last night

redneck bowling by Tater October 26, 2014

bowling alley 

A place where you can jack off pretty decent food....usually better than most fast food resturants.

12 year old fatso: Yeah I'm going to McDonalds to eat a Big Mac with my friends
Normal person: Come on faggot... the new bowling alley had just opened and their burgers just rock

bowling alley by The Prepster September 7, 2007

bowling

Verb. Get a solid group of friends together and smoke bowl after bowl, after bowl, after bowl.... after bowl. Try to get 10 hits out of each bowl. Go for ten frames. With regard to extra frames, the same rules as regular bowling apply. Go for 300.

You've got to come over at 7 man. We scored an ounce and we're goin bowling.

bowling by Rob Remlinger October 18, 2005

bowling for soup 

4 fat guys from Texas. If they weren't musically gifted, they would be complete losers. I think they're good, but you dumbasses are arguing if they're good or not. I side with neither and will mock you both. First, they are a good band and this obsession with 1985, it isnt a nonsense song. It's about a woman remembering how she loved the 80's but the fans don't give a damn and don't understand the song. Second, they aren't a punk band. They might have the right to be since they were all losers in school(I'm pretty sure they were) unlike this jackasses like My Chemical Romance. They don't complain that their life sucks in their songs. And for people who think they're punk, these songs pertain to absolutely NOBODY! Everyone thinks there life sucks, but they aren't as bad as they think. You just ruin your own life. Anyway, I could have stopped at "4 fat guys from Texas"

Bowling for Soup used to be complete losers in high school.

bowling for soup by Hell Yeah I'm American! August 11, 2005

Rolla Bowla 

a woman or person so large that you have to roll them in a large tub of flour to have intimate relations

Example -

friend - man you like her dont you ?
you- nope she's a Rolla Bowla
friend - what ?
you - she's so fat I'd have to roll her in a bowl of flour and find the wet spot

Rolla Bowla by walkon13 March 18, 2009