Turtleangus

That's some crazy shit

That's turtleangus man

by Izzblizz May 17, 2022

TURTLE

A scaly guy with a really hard backpack

Man, I'd love to have sex with that TURTLE

by anonymous June 2, 2022

Turtlenecking

When you extend your neck to show off your adams apple, or appear taller or larger, or intimidate people.

Man: i am going to intimidate that kid for talking shit about me.

Man: *is turtlenecking*

Kid: i am scared!

by messedup77892 June 8, 2022

Turtle recoil

When you’re about to play a set and you need to poo. After a few double drops it’s magically disappears. This is turtle recoil

How crazy is this ? I needed to have a poo mid set but it magically disappeared. Sounds like a bit of Turtle recoil that

by Smallboyz June 17, 2022

Turtle

A stupidly annoying thing constantly releasing a virus in the form of bitchotitis. Be careful around anyone with a turtle profile picture to make sure you don’t get the infectious disease, and especially bots like fucking Carl

That turtle made me amputate my left testicle

by balslinmyjaaas July 12, 2022

Turtle Pizza

When you stick your dick in a pizza and feed it to a turtle.

Man, did you see Jeff do a Turtle Pizza last night!

by Sassy Steve July 13, 2022

Turtlenecking

The act of inserting objects into the foreskin of a penis and rolling the foreskin above the tip, simulating a turtle hiding its head in its shell. Typically for safe storage or to hide objects from others.

"The cops didnt find my weed, thank god I was turtlenecking"

by ShootFastEatAss69 July 27, 2022