Definitions by balslinmyjaaas

Hot pocket 

A hot pocket is usually a type of microwaved food, although it can also be a 4 person sleeping bag. It is made when they all consume 1.2 metric tons of Taco Bell, then proceed to fart with the ocasional shit making a hot pocket of air inside of the bag. You can make this a double by eating hot pockets before the taco bell however it probably won’t have much effect.

That dude has the brain of a hot pocket.
But that’s an object?
An object filled with shit.

Hot pocket by balslinmyjaaas July 12, 2022

Turtle 

A stupidly annoying thing constantly releasing a virus in the form of bitchotitis. Be careful around anyone with a turtle profile picture to make sure you don’t get the infectious disease, and especially bots like fucking Carl

That turtle made me amputate my left testicle

Turtle by balslinmyjaaas July 12, 2022