turd burglar

1. Any form of a Zack (annoying type of person who dosen't know much).

2. A ZACK who takes stuff without asking and later claims it was his to begin with.

3. A person living in Massachusetts worthy of the nick-name "Mass-Hole" may also be a "turd-burglar" if he/she is really that ignorant.

4. A young ZACK who thinks he/she is "all-that" but in reality only amounts to the worth of a penny in terms of brain function.

I asked ZACK where he got that thing and he said "it's mine, leave me alone!" What a Turd-Burglar!

by Beavis April 27, 2004

turd face

a girl called kentgal who runs the mafia

otherwise known as a right cuntgal.but mainly turd face.

by pat meminge March 3, 2009

sunken turd

A word that means all the coolest words put into one.

that was some "sunken turd" food
Im "sunken turded"

by john December 20, 2003

Huge turd

To sleep for long periods of time and really disappoint your parents not only by your sleeps habits but your sexual adventures on winona

Man, did you see that huge turd sleep the week away after getting cocked up at the vacation house?

by youre going to hear me snore November 30, 2013

turdunken

A turkey prepared in such a way as to resemble a delicious donut. For example, glazed with chocolate, sprinkled with sprinkles, and stuffed with donut holes. Not to be confused with turducken.

"No no, I said I am making turdunken - so bring your insulin, this will be one sweet turkey!"

by unwholesomefoodie November 19, 2011

Turd Transport

It's when you defecate in your girlfriends mouth and she walks to the toilet and puts it in there for you

"Hey i heard John's wife let him do a turd transport last night"

"oh really, sweet"

"but i'm never talking to her again, her breath is probably horrible now"

by Charles TPIAZ June 26, 2008

munkee turd

bomb ass skunk weed; da kine; killer ganja

1. scorin' a bag of munkee turds!
2. munkee turds with your Sunday morning coffee can make for an unproductive day; But you're in a good mood about it...

by mr. kook's daddy December 25, 2008