Kevined

verb. T Over-investing in something but ending up being deceived.
"Bruh, this dude minted for 3 Eth and got Kevined"
"I feel ready to get in a relationship with him but I don't want to get Kevined"
by badam1666 February 28, 2022
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Kevined

To be eliminated twice in the same week by the same person in two different fantasy leagues.
I thought I was good until Josh Allen went nuclear and I got Kevined.
by Captain Man-man December 22, 2024
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Gooning (Kevin Style)

This style of gooning begins with an intense desire to separate from one's mortal, earthly being. This style of gooning will require at least 6 months of consistent edging. Attempting the Kevin style gooning with less than 6 months of edging experience may lead to injury and/or death. When beginning this gooning style, sit or lay down in a peaceful environment, away from distractions. You cannot utilize the assistance of electronic devices or any "toys" when beginning your gooning session. Begin masturbating intensely at a rate of 120 strokes per minute, 60 spm which equates to two strokes per second. Each minute, increase the stroke rate by 10. When you reach the point of ejaculation, scream "I LOVE SNOWFALL," this will get rid of any feeling of ejaculation and continue doing so for the next hour to three hours.
I attempted "Gooning (Kevin Style)" after waiting 6 months.
by 209 iads November 29, 2023
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Kevin Collins

The sexiest, most highly talented 18 year old around. He is my secret lover and ooh the things I would do to him. I love you Kevin <3
Gerogina: Kevin Collins is sooooo sexy

Alex: Fuck yes

Bobbie: Too bad he's 18
by MotherLover11111 February 18, 2017
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Kevin Groinin

CFO of the only foreign bank worth working for. Japanese Bank headquartered in Nigeria
Kevin Groinin really knows his way around transfer pricing...I heard he did it with an intern once
by Mufgeefugger1 February 09, 2021
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Kevin Butler

The most amazing step dad ever his shortened name is Kev or Butler and is very funny and can make you smile when ever your sad make sure if you have a Kevin Butler as your stepdad your lucky.
by pickle-yaa September 01, 2017
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Kevin Meyer

A Long Island Native Singer and Rapper is most famous for opening for artist on the Vans Warped Tour 2012. He was seen performing alongside artist like MGK, Mod Sun, All Time Low, and Taking Back Sunday.
Kevin Meyer is a NY musician and rock singer.
by 25 For Life Productions April 21, 2022
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