room temp tea

um room temp is like basic tea. like who’s dating who or who cheated on who. that stuff. like nothing new. old news.

guy 1: did you know that me and harley have been dating for a week?

guy 2: yep. you told me yesterday that you had been dating for 6 days. like get some new tea. this is room temp tea. it’s nothing new

by tea meaning July 25, 2018

Reading the tea leaves

When you predict gossip.

Typically used in conjunction with “spill the tea”

Alternate version “Reading the spilled tea leaves”

I can’t believe you knew about all that gossip before she spilled the tea, you were reading the tea leaves for sure

by hey__suburbia May 22, 2021

Tea Gut

The result of habitually drinking to many alcoholic teas

Jade has started to develop a Tea Gut due to her constant consumption of Twisted Tea.

by TOTEMIR February 12, 2022

Sleepy time tea

This is a tea used to sleep.

I tried some Sleepy time tea, which only worked if I drank it hours before I intended to sleep.

by bebeetho July 13, 2018

Tea Mixers

Tea Mixers are that part of the fandom that always spills tea and they are active in the Drama. They are more careful with words than Petty Mixers. They hate Cupcake Mixers but we cant blame them even PopCorn Mixers hate Cupcakes

These two are Tea Mixers they are always spilling tea

by Steph Pinnock April 28, 2018

clock that tea

used when a person bluntly brings a topic or situation to attention

"clock that tea"

person: "pink friday 2 was a flop"

other person: "clock that tea!!"

by internet slang: a guide December 17, 2024

brewing the tea

When someone's got tea to spill but they're gathering more information/getting it together in said persons mind OR drama has started and everyone else is waiting for the "tea" to finish "brewing".

"What's the tea sis?"
"I'm brewing the tea."

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"Dude did you hear what happened?"
"Yeah! Everyone's waiting for the tea to finish brewing."

by ThatFluffyUnicorn June 17, 2019