Tea or Coffee

A statement that you say to someone when they are indecisive, even though going with two options is cheaper than the amount of time waisted deciding.

John: I'm spending hours analyzing charts to decide which crypto to get.
Me: Tea or Coffee!

Explanation: If that person spent their time that they waisted analyzing charts on a real job (like McDonalds) then the money they get paid would allow them to invest in both cryptos.

by awericktinuse November 16, 2021

Tea

Gengster🤑🤑🤑💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻🇦🇱🔥🙏🏻

Look at Tea, she is fucking demented and insane.

by susussus7sysusamogus November 20, 2021

tea vodka

It's quite simple, honestly. You take a fresh bottle of straight vodka (none of that flavored crap), and you steep a bag of tea in it (preferably either Twinings English Breakfast, Bigelow Lemon, or Earl Grey) in the fridge for AT LEAST 8 hours. Et voila you have tea vodka.

"Made some tea vodka for the viewing party tonight!"

by BigBob9999 November 20, 2021

Friday after tea

A period of time spent doing nothing.

Being unproductive.

"Any plans for this weekend?"
"Nah mate, just Friday after tea."

by Cmacoriginal October 12, 2021

Ice Tea

If it's in a can, you can bet it turns you into a burp factory.

Me: ""I just drank some Ice Tea
My friend: "Ok, I didn't need to k-"
Me: *BURP*

by Ender-Dude October 14, 2021

mother lover of tea

love your mom and tea bagging

hi join mother lover of tea

by davethechicken17 October 14, 2021

Tea Garden

A person whom will begin playing games with his/her friends and then suddenly stop and then rarely ever come back to it. They’ll use excuses of all varieties and never truly commit.

Person 1: Hey, is Billy going to play games with us tonight?
Person 2: Nah, he’s a total “Tea Garden”, he’ll probably say he has a headache or he wants to watch a movie for the fifth night in a row.

by Angry Blind Old Man Frodo October 18, 2021