twatmcmuffin

the sexual act of shoving a muffin up a females vagina then fucking her until climax where the muffin obsorbs all the sperm then you fish out the muffin with your hand and forcing it down your partners throat.

Ben: Why is abby not eating her dinner

Aaron: oh yea i just gave her a big ol' twatmcmuffin

twatmcmuffin by frank figglehorn December 18, 2010

twatfest 

A gathering of the socially challenged; a festival for twats.

"are you going to the all nighter scrapbooking party?" - a.

"i wouldn't go to that twatfest for all the tea in china" - b.

twatfest by groundedsteve June 24, 2011

twater 

Slang term for vaginal juices.

You can lead a horse to twater, but you can't make him ignore the stink.

twater by Nuprin November 22, 2004

twatograph 

The unmistakable imprint of the female genitalia left upon the bedsheets after sex. As unique as a fingerprint.

These are new sheets, and you left a twatograph on them, you sassy little hottie!

twatograph by Nikita7527 August 15, 2006

twatface 

Another word for a politician.

Tony Blair: opportunity blah blah blah new blah blah responsibility oink oink blah blah

Me: Fuck off, twatface.

twatface by annoyed anarchist May 1, 2004

Twatcap 

A sanitary pad or maxipad. See also, twatcork.

"Do you have a spare twatcap? I need to change mine."

Twatcap by theIrishKitty October 22, 2006

twatilicious 

a hot, good-looking guy who is a complete asshole/twat

"omg that guy is so hot but such an ass .. he's totally twatilicious!"

twatilicious by Lola8838 April 25, 2009