runescape 

Evil, pure evil. The most addicting...object...ever created by Jagex (aka Satan)to take over the world. DO NOT play this game unles you want your soul to be ripped from your chest in a big bloody...explosion. The worst part about it is that it isint even fun, all you do is run around and kill bad looking things. Graphics look like something on a 4 year-olds fridge. And the fans, who are the equalivent of trekkies to Star Trek, are nerds. They have no life whatsoever. If you tell a "Runie" (my word for runescape nerds) that runescape sucks, they will say "Im cooler than you because i can cast fire!!" Again, dont play this game.

In my opinion, Runescape doesnt mean Rune-Scape it means Run-Escape, created by a rebellious Jagex employee to warn people about its evilness

Mike: Hey Tom, why are you playing Runescape, it sucks.
Tom: You suck. Im cooler than you. I cast fire! Ha! Now your dead!!!
Mike: *Kills Tom with shotgun*

or

Phil: Man, runescape has bad graphics and gameplay
Tom: At least i have full rune armor and a dragon dick sword!!! Nerd!!!
Phil: *slits Tom's wrists*

runescape by Conrad-Nav August 14, 2006

Runescape 

an online game made in the UK by Jagex Ltd. It is a free MMORPG that is loved by some and hated by others, it was supposed to be for ages 13 and up, but is overrun by 10 to 12-year olds and older geeks who don't have a life. The free version has very limited privileges, but the members version requires monthly payment and gives you access to every feature. Its very addictive so you have to think about it before playing. Doing so may change your personality permanently......

My brother is a victim of Runescape addiction, when he signed up he was always on the computer for a long period of time that he had to be pried off the chair before anyone else can use it.

Runescape by a former gamer December 9, 2008

Runescaped

When runescape is just better then you are

<%Darkdog307> I LOST AGS
<%Darkdog307> i'm crying irl
<%Darkdog307> not joking
<%Darkdog307> FUCK MY LIFE
<@Oblet|AFK> LOOOOL
<%`TOR> you got runescaped

Runescaped by `TOR September 25, 2009

rule of thumb 

Commonly used term orginating in the early 1900s, when it was legal for men to beat their wives, as long as they used a stick no wider than their thumb.

Rule of thumb? Can't do too much damage with that thing, can we? Perhaps it should have been the Rule of Wrist. - The Boondock Saints

rule of thumb by YousaywhyIsaywhynot October 23, 2006

Runescape 

A HIGHLY addictive game. Spent years of my life on it, and finally quit because (a) I was too lazy to actually put in the time and effort it takes to make money, and (b) because I decided it was stupid and wasn't real. Many, MANY people have become addicted to this game. They all want to become like 'zezima' the loser who spends all his time on runescape and has 99 in every skill.

NEWS FLASH: Playing Runescape constantly will not make u a 'superawesome lvl 126 that pwns everyone, even zezima!!!'

It's addicting. Don't be an idiot and read this and then go sign up for an account. You WILL get addicted. The creators of the game, Jagex know this. They use subliminal messaging and promise new updates and stuff that keeps your love of playing the game alive. It's completely ridiculous to even THINK about playing this game. It's not real...duh.

So, tell me, all you Runescape addicts...

What do you get in real life after you max out all your stats in Runescape???

I'll tell you: ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING.

1) *Jimbob* plays Runescape all day. He doesn't eat, sleep, bathe, or leave his room ...EVER. Jimbob is addicted to Runescape.

2) *Mary* just started playing Runescape. She's already a level 94, with at least 89 in all of her skills. Mary started playing Runescape a week ago. Mary is addicted to Runescape, and soon her addiction will grow.

**All names used are fake. I mean, who names their kid Jimbob?

Runescape by asdfjkl;freak July 4, 2008

First Rule

1.for men,
guard your balls. Something all guys should know and observe in ANY situation.
2.for women,
guard your boobs.

who knows the first rule of hacky sack?
-let's teach him the first rule of the office.

First Rule by yo mama tamer March 15, 2009

10 tile rule 

phrase- simply means that if you're ever forced to go somewhere in public with your parents (the local mall for example), and you don't want to be seen in this humiliating situation, you walk 10 tiles ahead of your parents, nobody will ever notice that you're with them. The whole thing goes out the window if they scream your name out across the mall, but the entire situation can be avoided completely if you just bring your cell phone and they allow you to leave their watchful eyes.

John: I have to go to the mall with my parents, and for some reason they said I can't leave their sight.
Joe: No sweat man. All you have to do is use the 10 tile rule.

10 tile rule by Corn Flake January 3, 2007