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Maryland 

I was born in MD, and while it is my birthstate and I love it there, I'm happy I live in Arizona now.

Batilmore (pronounced locally, Balamer)has really gone to hell with the heroin problem. The Inner Harbor has nothing really there too do except eat some Maryland crab, or go to the ESPN zone. Home to the Baltimore Orioles who haven't really posted a respectable season since 1998, and the Baltimore Ravens who were really good, then turned into crap.

Annapolis is the Capitol of Maryland, not Baltimore, but there's nothing really interesting there unless you're into sailing and The Navy.

Hagerstown (my Birthplace) isn't filled with a bunch of hick, redneck, racist bastards, it's just the little towns that surround it like Sharpsburg and Clearspring are. However, once you get west of Frostburg, you're on your own amigo, even I never went that far west. There's nothing really in Hagerstown except for the Valley Mall and...well the Valley Mall. Also called "the Hub City" becuase it is at the intersection of two Interstates, I-70 and I-81, which means you'll probably go through Hagerstown at least once.

Washington D.C. is like Baltimore on a bigger scale. Security is everywhere, especially the Metro. Home to crooked politicians that will do anything to keep the country safe. Also home to a Baseball team (Washington Nationls), a football team (Redskins), a soccer team (D.C. United) a hockey team (Washington Captials) Ollie the goalie is really popular not just in DC but in all of Maryland. And DC 101, the best Radio station in Maryland.

Well too be honest I love Maryland, and while I've had my best and worst times of my life in that tiny state so far, I can never truly leave it, even if now I live 3,000 miles to the west.
I can't like it, I can't hate it, but I do love it--Maryland.
Maryland by CWL September 5, 2008
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marytherese 

The least used name ever
marytherese is big gay UwU
marytherese by Jelly Mungus December 14, 2018

marylin manson 

A wannabe who thinks he does good music; whilst doing pure crap based on 3 chords and some electronic sounds done with comp programs. He thinks he is evil and his image is copied from late-80's scandinavian metal bands.
Ben: "OMFG. Marylin Manson is surely evil!! I shall listen to his crap to be popular and evil, too."

Zakk Wylde: "Get a fucking musical taste, n00b."

Necrobutcher, from Norwegian band "Mayhem": "Get a fucking evil-ness, n00b."

Aged Christian zealot: "Get a fucking life, n00b."
marylin manson by Trickman September 18, 2006

Maryellen 

Is pushed to work towards her passions just so that Zach can see her succeed more and also to try to one up him. Loves the language of French. She had already loved the language of French. Zach also loves French. Doesn't stress under pressure. Is a fabulous and very very loud cheer leader. Loves school with a passion. Is also a gymnast. Loves music. Hates breaking up with guys, but hates being broken up with even more. It always getting perfect grades in Math and French. Wants desperately to go to an amazing college to study Math. Loves reading and excels greatly academically. Has an amazing boyfriend who would kill a person who looked at her. Her favorite word is gigidy. Most people don't know what it means because every time somebody says or does something that makes her say gigidy she's laughing to hard. Can be very romantic and dirty at the same time. Loves people even though she prefers to be alone. Favors heals and skinny jeans over sweat and comfy Adidas track shoes. Is a superb kisser, but also loves to cuddle at times. Will stay up super late just to talk to you. Loves to be warm, so therefore despises the cold and winter months. Doesn't have perfect eyes, but doesn't fancy wearing her glasses and often forgets them. Can usually be either straight or bisexual. Has an extended vocabulary, more extended than most peoples' her age and older. Knows how to deal with teenage drama, especially with her friends. Is an amazing singer, and loves writing her own songs.
She's perfect.
I love her.
She's mine.
I wanna bang with her and Emily.
Her French test scores are impeccable.
Je t'aime.
Of course she's a cheerleader.
Cheer leader and a gymnast. Oh. My. God. I wonder if she's knows what sexy math is?
Maryellen sure knows how to use her tongue.
Maryellen by Zachs Girlfriend<3 January 11, 2014
Totally hot dark lesbian chick who you meet in college, but never introduces you to any of her friends. She is fun to hang around with and since she is a lesbian you can not bang her...ever. Does not like to be touched without permission, because she thinks it is a cheap way to touch women. Has gay friends ussually named Francisco.
-Why don't you want to be my girlfriend?
-I'm Maryni dude!
Maryni by Redhead MthrFckr October 24, 2008

marychuking

The act of lying or deceiving others for personal gain. Common examples of marychuking include exaggerating your wealth and making up sex (that never happened).
Guy A: Hey, do you hear? Hunter slept with Courtney!
Guy B: No way! Are you marychuking me?
marychuking by jwagss1568 October 27, 2011