Monkey Fuck Charging 

When someone's charging port is fucked so they wirelessly charge off of someone else's phone that's plugged into the wall as a proxy.

Hey man, my battery is almost dead, think we can do a little monkey fuck charging?

Monkey Fuck Charging by Villainous March 24, 2023

monkey fuck 

the act of telling someone who appears as if they are a monkey yet are also an annoying piece of shit and a disgrace to society.

bob: holy shit tyrone just shot his cat!

jessica: damn what a monkey fuck.

monkey fuck by Jackoff Nipples April 9, 2023

monkey sex gay

when monkey and monkey are ta fart school and touch each others poogina's

I went to the school and saw monkey sex gay

monkey sex gay by PresidentEquation434 April 12, 2023

monkey tangle 

“monkey tangle” is a term used when two african american beings indulge into entercourse of any kind.

white woman to african american man- “want to do a little monkey tangle?”
african american man- “you not my kind”

monkey tangle by Keith Herbenson April 23, 2023

Monkey's paw wish 

You wish for, let's say $200. You get it, but you also get a thermonuclear bomb set to explode in 3 seconds at the same time.

Person 1: Mr. White wished for $1000. The next day, his son died in a factory accident and he got $1000 as compensation.

Person 2: That's a monkey's paw wish.

Monkey's paw wish by Based Cow May 12, 2023

monkey shaming 

Making fun of or embarrassing someone for inappropriate hair growth

Mike said to Harvey - "You need to trim that fecking hair growing out of those moles on your face" .
Lucy said "Dad! stop monkey shaming Harvey!"

monkey shaming by USAReilly May 13, 2023

Monkey testicles 

Big monkey balls

Aiden has big monkey testicles!

Monkey testicles by F3rdy June 8, 2023