Gooner terminology for masturbating without any aids, such as porn, lotion etc, typically used when pleasing oneself. This form of dry masturbation usually involves a bator using just their imagination (Spankbank) or watching something fairly SFW on TV or online. It is the pinnacle of goonerism as it shows one's ability to beat off without needing sexual stimulants and how dedicated they are to cumming as they "struggle" their way to a cumshot.
AKA "L1o"
AKA "L1o"
Brickzilla: I know Courtney Cronin is probably causing many men to Leg one out, whenever she's on TV.
Girthmasterr: It's probably the same way for Taylor Rooks and Lindsay Hamilton whenever she does SC in a short skirt
Johnny Champ: I feel the same way about Julia Rose Glover and Courtney Simonne Hawthornwaite
Girthmasterr: It's probably the same way for Taylor Rooks and Lindsay Hamilton whenever she does SC in a short skirt
Johnny Champ: I feel the same way about Julia Rose Glover and Courtney Simonne Hawthornwaite
by GermanGoon January 13, 2025
Get the Leg One Outmug. by maddan123 May 31, 2016
Get the legs in pocketsmug. I mean, you would be able to say that if I was getting credit for the hypertext and all of the derivative media but I'm not.
Hym "You would be able to say I got a leg up from Todd Phillips if I got the credit but I didn't. So we actually know what would have happened if I had gotten a leg up. So, BECAUSE I DIDN'T get a leg up, I created AI WITHOUT a leg up. And now no one wants to give me any credit because it COULDN'T have been them. It's the exact opposite of the thing you said Chris. So, you're right Chris. I guess I was wrong. I didn't need all of the shit Noah was being handed. I just needed some Adderall and some free time. And now I don't have either! And I have fluid in my brains. I can hear it sloshing around in my ear when I swallow and feel the pressure building up in my skull. So, guess I should be thanking you really. For leaving me to suffer while you monetize my ideas for yourself. You're clearly a fantastic guy and are not just a short, soy version of Andrew Tate."
by Hym Iam February 4, 2025
Get the Leg upmug. No matter what grade level you are, this is your second year of cross country (your climactic year) where your legs are that of a well rested/energetic sophomore
by Eagle20 November 7, 2015
Get the sophomore legsmug. When you've been doing you and so those legs haven't been shaved in a while it starts to develop a mane like a majestic unicorn. AND you know damn well yo body more beautiful than ever so you nor anyone should give a fuck.
"Damn Tyrone she fine but the leg mane fucking me up"
"Naw homie I wanna brush that leg mane til she purrs only my name"
"Naw homie I wanna brush that leg mane til she purrs only my name"
by JhonyJhonyzing May 17, 2016
Get the Leg manemug. by John the hoe October 21, 2020
Get the Sex on legsmug. The Eight-Legged Chinese Man is an Urban Legend that's been passed from Chief to Chief in local tribes, It is said to hunt down commoners who are new to both Sun and Moon Gooning Rituals, especially to the ones attempting the said ritual without a license. It is also believed to make galloping noises as it approaches it's prey. There isn't enough research collected about this bizarre creature in the Indonesian Archipelago.
Soup: What the hell is an Eight-Legged Chinese Man? I could probably chase it off with some of my Dip.
Doo: The "Man" you mentioned just now is a very dangerous and endangered creature, now if we're planning on doing some Gooning with the boys WE HAVE TO BE PREPARED.
Doo: The "Man" you mentioned just now is a very dangerous and endangered creature, now if we're planning on doing some Gooning with the boys WE HAVE TO BE PREPARED.
by The Horny December 1, 2023
Get the Eight-Legged Chinese Manmug.